And either way, my answer will be the same: It’s none of your motherfucking business.
Who decided this? Who decided that your vagina would be better if there was less of it, and why are we listening to them?
Here’s the low-down though, just in case you happened to find this page while searching for “What kind of vagina should I ask my surgeon for?” First off, I want you to stab whoever it was that made you think you needed cosmetic surgery on your stimulus package. Secondly, no. There is not a straight man alive who decided to not have sex with a woman because her vagina “just wasn’t pretty enough.” These are the same men who happily refer to your lady parts as a “penis fly trap.” They’re not that picky, and honestly? They’re not looking all that hard.
If you do decide to get a vaginostomy because it will make you feel more confident and it’s a decision you’re making strictly for yourself, then more power to you. Make it bigger. Make it smaller. Add a laser and a margarita dispenser. Go wild. But if you’re considering having painful and dangerous surgery simply to fulfill the imaginary expectations of a society fixated on making everyone in the world look like a Barbie (from head to vulva) then maybe do a little soul-searching first. Your vagina is awesome, and don’t let anyone tell you any different.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to shave my pubic hair into a giant middle finger.
Bonus: While we’re on the subject of body acceptance, check out the amazing Amanda Palmer’s video for Map of Tasmania. Not safe for work, but bad-ass.