If Dr. Seuss wrote Strap-on Stories
Would you like it in your ass
I would not like it in my ass
It might hurt, or I might have gas
It won't hurt I tell you now, you will not need to say oww
Can I shove my dildo in, I don't think it would be a sin
Just an inch or maybe two, I'll even lube it up for you
Not an inch, not two nor four, I'll take no dildo from a whore
No need for names, I just want to please.
Did you just give my ass a squeeze?
What if I will rub your cock, lick your balls and rub your cock?
Not if you rub, not if you suck, my ass is not for you to fuck!
What if I let you squeeze my tits, fuck my ass and squeeze my tits?
That sounds good, but still no way, you will not fuck my ass today.
Hey, why do you lube up your dong, clearly you must be hearing wrong.
I said no way, yet you pursue, what can I say to convince you?
I guess your right, I guess you win, opps, I just slipped it in.
Say, I like that dildo in my butt, I'll gladly be your strap-on slut.
Fuck me in my ass all day, shove that dildo in all the way.
You can fuck me with a dong, whether it be short or it be long.
I'll open up my ass to you, I love it in my ass it's true.
But wait, what is that white stuff off in space, it is cum landing on my face.
You made me shoot my load so far, I thought it was a shooting star.
Thank you for slipping in, now please will you fuck my ass again?
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Would you like it in your ass
I would not like it in my ass
It might hurt, or I might have gas
It won't hurt I tell you now, you will not need to say oww
Can I shove my dildo in, I don't think it would be a sin
Just an inch or maybe two, I'll even lube it up for you
Not an inch, not two nor four, I'll take no dildo from a whore
No need for names, I just want to please.
Did you just give my ass a squeeze?
What if I will rub your cock, lick your balls and rub your cock?
Not if you rub, not if you suck, my ass is not for you to fuck!
What if I let you squeeze my tits, fuck my ass and squeeze my tits?
That sounds good, but still no way, you will not fuck my ass today.
Hey, why do you lube up your dong, clearly you must be hearing wrong.
I said no way, yet you pursue, what can I say to convince you?
I guess your right, I guess you win, opps, I just slipped it in.
Say, I like that dildo in my butt, I'll gladly be your strap-on slut.
Fuck me in my ass all day, shove that dildo in all the way.
You can fuck me with a dong, whether it be short or it be long.
I'll open up my ass to you, I love it in my ass it's true.
But wait, what is that white stuff off in space, it is cum landing on my face.
You made me shoot my load so far, I thought it was a shooting star.
Thank you for slipping in, now please will you fuck my ass again?
If you liked it, this poem is from our strap-on blog at link
