#Workshop - May 16th @ 7 pm EDT: Beer Selection

Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
I think we can come up with "smething else" to drink beer out of for a hazing ritual. I wouldn't be opposed to being hazed in that case.

shotglasses?
05/16/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Maybe that should be an EF hazing ritual? Teehee.
If I have to do that to be a part of EF, then I'm SOOO outta here....

Maybe I can drink beer off a cute girl instead?
05/16/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Does anyone have any questions so far?
So far I think I'm good
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I am still not up to drinking beer out of a dead dildo though....possibly a fleshlight or something similar....
I was thinking something a little more...........organic .
05/16/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise

shotglasses?
And for the ladies:
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I am still not up to drinking beer out of a dead dildo though....possibly a fleshlight or something similar....
AHAHAHA!!!!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Knowing what beer style it is and having measurements such as ABV, IBU, and gravity will go a long ways towards helping you pick the beer that suits you best, but that doesn’t always give you enough information to choose wisely. So, what other information can you glean from your beer?

On most beer bottles and many beer menus, you will find a description of the beer that the brewer wrote. Undoubtedly it will speak to subtle fruity or floral notes, confections like vanilla, chocolate, toffee, coffee, or caramel. If your palate is refined enough to pick out these delicate flavors, then they may help you select your beer, but for the vast majority of people, they are way too subtle to use them as the basis of your beer selection. Words like “robust” or “complex” will speak to the depth of the flavor and may help you with your decision. The words “malty” and “hoppy” will be the most important to pay attention to. When the description speaks to the hops as the important feature, you can be almost assured that the beer will be on the bitter side. You may also see a description that lauds the maltiness of the beer, and if there is no mention at all about hops, you can be assured that it is likely sweet with less bitterness. Unfortunately, what you’ll see many times is a phrase that talks about the maltiness and then about a “hop backbone” or “hoppy finish.” While they may be accurate, they don’t tell you how well balanced the two are.
05/16/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Does anyone have any questions so far?
So far so good. Learning some good stuff here.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Sorry I'm so late.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Sorry about the last most. Two high-ABV beers, ya know.


This next topic applies to brewpubs and specialty pubs only. Most draft (draught) beer is forced up from the container that holds it by use of carbonation (all kegs are like this). All beer has some carbonation in it, reflecting the production of carbon dioxide by yeast as it ferments the ingredients to make beer, but this carbonation is insufficient to get it out of the tap. As such, additional carbonation is usually added to the beer to drive it out of the tap. There is nothing wrong with this, although sometimes it is so over-carbonated that it is more like beer-flavored soda than it is beer. Some pubs use hand pumps to draw up their beer, resulting in a creamier feel to the beer and, some say, superior taste. Many good pubs will also feature a beer that is on “Nitro.” Rather than being pressurized primarily with carbon dioxide, nitrogen gas is the dominant gas used for pressurization. The result is an exceedingly creamy and smooth beer. The “widget” in a can of Guinness works similarly. If you like stouts and have never had a good stout on nitro, it is something you definitely need to try.
05/16/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
And for the ladies:
who says the ladies wouldn't prefer the previous "cup"?
05/16/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
I was thinking something a little more...........organic .
Wouldn't be good for the ummmm area. Too much alcohol content and active yeast. It gives a rip roaring yeast infection to those suseptible...and throws the natural balance out of whack. Now a shot glass in a nice cleavage, say like Chillipepper's would be amazing....just sayin'
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Bunnycups
Sorry I'm so late.
Hi
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunnycups
Sorry I'm so late.
Glad you're here!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Wouldn't be good for the ummmm area. Too much alcohol content and active yeast. It gives a rip roaring yeast infection to those suseptible...and throws the natural balance out of whack. Now a shot glass in a nice cleavage, say like ... more
The latter was actually what I was thinking.
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
who says the ladies wouldn't prefer the previous "cup"?
Right?!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Knowing what beer style it is and having measurements such as ABV, IBU, and gravity will go a long ways towards helping you pick the beer that suits you best, but that doesn’t always give you enough information to choose wisely. So, what other ... more
ok so I want a malty beer because I like sweet overtones? I know I don't care too much for a 'hoppy finish'.
05/16/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
who says the ladies wouldn't prefer the previous "cup"?
I am merely providing an option; you know where MY preferences lie.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Hi everyone!
Okay, I can already tell this is way over my head.
05/16/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Wouldn't be good for the ummmm area. Too much alcohol content and active yeast. It gives a rip roaring yeast infection to those suseptible...and throws the natural balance out of whack. Now a shot glass in a nice cleavage, say like ... more
Boobie shots? oh ya!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The latter was actually what I was thinking.
Ya I imagine lots of us think about her cleavage on a regular basis....
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
ok so I want a malty beer because I like sweet overtones? I know I don't care too much for a 'hoppy finish'.
Yes. Sweet = malt. That said, I'll get into another way in a moment how even hoppier beers can mellow and become sweeter and fruity.
05/16/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Bunnycups
Hi everyone!
Okay, I can already tell this is way over my head.
Hang around, its fun!
05/16/2011
Contributor: babyboii1619 babyboii1619
OooOO body shots!!!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ya I imagine lots of us think about her cleavage on a regular basis....
Sigh. I wasn't actually thinking about Chilipepper specifically (although you raise a valid point). I was speaking generally.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Bunnycups
Hi everyone!
Okay, I can already tell this is way over my head.
There will be three articles on the Eden Cooks Blog in the coming weeks that should allow you to ease into it.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Beer Trivia!: The term “toddlers” originated in England. There were impurities in the drinking water that made the drinking water unsafe. A common alternative drink was beer (it was cheep, plentiful and the water used to make it was treated during the initial boiling during brewing). Toddlers, just weaning off of mothers milk were unaccustomed to the effects of beer. This coupled with the fact that they were just learning how to walk really made them toddle.
05/16/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
I am merely providing an option; you know where MY preferences lie.
I do, indeed.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
There will be three articles on the Eden Cooks Blog in the coming weeks that should allow you to ease into it.
I'll have to read those. To be honest I don't care much for the taste of beer. I wish beer tasted like root beer!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I do, indeed.
*whistles innocently*
05/16/2011