I'll respond with something that's sorta kinda off-topic but not really...

I was once in a situation (69, to be precise, I was on the bottom) and the person I was playing with ripped the nastiest, wettest-sounding fart in my face. Real, true blue flatulence.

They were of course far more mortified than they ever needed to be over the situation and I was rolling around the bed laughing while gagging for fresh air. Pretty sure if I were to ever see them again and bring it up their face would float through 50 shades of red. (Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike those books?) And why in the hell does it smell like freshly cut grass in my apartment right now? (I just made a pot of coffee, it should smell like coffee!) less

OK. I'm gonna just lay it out there. This is directed at both men and women who are receivers of anal play and particularly anal sex, or anal play with thrusting of dildos or plugs.

Let's be honest. Anal queefing happens. It isn't a fart. When anal play gets.... enthusiastic, air is pushed into the anus and it eventually has to be let out at some point.

I've been with My Man for well over 20 years, so I'm not embarrassed about it.... that much.... although I always apologize. He thinks it's hilarious!! (ha ha ha ha )

(This was triggered by an other poster starting a thread about vaginal queefing.)

I KNOW some people aren't going to admit to it. But, I can't see how it wouldn't be a problem or simply a natural after effect of anal play for most people. Hell, I've even heard it happen in some porn.

So, how do you deal with it? Does your partner think it's funny? Do you run into an other room to deal with it? (Hell, it's MY bedroom. I've just gotten laid, I'm chilled out and happy and I ain't moving!)

If nobody responds to this thread, I'm going to cry. less