Funny excuses to have sex

Contributor: moonch1ld moonch1ld
Post funny excuses you've used to have sex or events that have resulted in sex.

One time while watching movies or a show on megavideo with my gf we hit the "can't watch any more video for 30 or so minutes" issue and it lead to filling that time with a little fun. Now, pretty much every time we hit the time limit it leads to sex.
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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A funny story
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Looks funny/possibly harmful?
Doesn't this product look like it could possibly hurt someone's penis..?