~Merry Christmas Contest~

~Merry Christmas Contest~

Lena Eden Lena Eden
A couple of days ago I suddenly realized that it’s just a little bit more than a week left till Christmas! Can’t believe that! Time really flies!

It was always a challenge for me to find an ideal Christmas gift. And for you, guys? Have you already managed to prepare some stunning surprises for your SOs and families?




We’d also love to give you a gift from EdenFanatsys. Please write the sexiest & funniest Christmas congratulation speech for our community & EF! C'mon, use your imagination!

The best speech will get a $50 gift card
12/16/2016
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PolyLove PolyLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
A couple of days ago I suddenly realized that it’s just a little bit more than a week left till Christmas! Can’t believe that! Time really flies!

It was always a challenge for me to find an ideal Christmas gift. And for you, guys? Have you ...
Good Day perverts and pervettes. I would open this congratulatory speech with "ladies and gentleman" but I know you guys all too well. I would like to take a moment to congratulate you all on making it through another year without blowing all of your money on adult toys like the addict you are. Don't be offended, I'm addicted, too. With EdenFantasys release of multiple orgasm inducing toys this year and stocking some great products from other manufacturers, it was difficult to keep it together and budget our spending. But we did it, fellow Edeners.

Now with Christmas right around the corner, I have to admit, I went a little overboard, as I'm sure you did as well. I bought the husband some toys, then had to come back for lube. I even bought the roommate some of her first glass toys, she'll join the dark side soon. I'm positive some naughty things are resting under your tree waiting to be inserted or properly pounded as well! Don't act like there isn't.

With those naughty toys under the tree and you proudly accepting the title of pervert or pervette I imagine the only Santa visiting you this year will be scantily dressed in one of the festive outfits sold here at our cult, I mean from our dealer, *cough* I mean from EdenFantasys. With that being said, my dear Edeners, I would like to congratulate you on making the naughty list fun and sexy this year. And I offer a congratulation to EdenFantasys for providing us with those tools at a price that doesn't break the bank.
12/16/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by PolyLove
Good Day perverts and pervettes. I would open this congratulatory speech with "ladies and gentleman" but I know you guys all too well. I would like to take a moment to congratulate you all on making it through another year without blowing ...
Actually I was looking for a clapping hand smiley.
Guess them guys will have to do.
12/16/2016
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Congratulations to all the naughty participants
Who make this community so very magnificent.
Free to share a thought, an idea, a story
In a place without judgement, no purgatory.
Sordid tales, we have uncovered
With bouncing dildos and ferrets, I have discovered
Our forums are diverse and sexy and thoughtful,
Don't put butter in pussies, we've learned that's awful!

And with a new season comes a great cheer
Let's celebrate with emojis and lots of beer!
To electric toys, give your sex life a spark!
To butt plugs - that brown spot? Let's hope that's a birthmark!
To the wonderful reviewers behind the reviews,
A best review of the month? There's no way I can choose!

But we must not forget those in charge of it all,
Here comes the sappy, please try to not bawl.
To Lena Eden, always there to answer our questions
If you ask, she'll even give you some darn good suggestions.
What would we do without you, the goddess, the queen?
We'd go up in flames, a match on gasoline.
12/16/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
Congratulations to all the naughty participants
Who make this community so very magnificent.
Free to share a thought, an idea, a story
In a place without judgement, no purgatory.
Sordid tales, we have uncovered
With bouncing dildos ...
Wow ! No I mean double Wow We have a gifted poet Amongst us
Not only that,she can also dance.
12/17/2016
symbiasin symbiasin
Both of them are so good (clap, clap) I know I will have to bring out my hidden weapon. Hint, I never thought you all would be a m--- (of sorts).

I better get it together, huh?
12/17/2016
symbiasin symbiasin
Oh, Lena. How long do we have on the contest?
12/17/2016
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Oh, Lena. How long do we have on the contest?
I'll name the winner one day before Christmas, I guess

P.S. Soo, what is your hidden weapon, symbiasin?
12/17/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Four score and seven orgasms ago.

Our beloved community matured and came as one (he he he).

Each year as we approach christmas I am reminded of my early days of sexual discovery, when putting forth my penis was an exploration, an adventure into the unknown.

Where brutally fucking the life out of a blow up doll was the best I could muster as I did not have the courage (at the time) to go out and brutally fuck the life out of a perfect stranger.

But as time went by I matured, I grew bold and learned the arts of pleasure and now I am quiet happy to brutally fuck the life out of more than one perfect stranger at the same time, sometimes even more than once a night .

Our community here has developed just as I have, sure we have lost friends along the way but that is life. As we loose we also gain.

We have learned, grown and developed. We are a family of like minded individuals, at times just perverts. Willing to help the new as well as the old.

Each of us brings something unique to this community, be it mundane and vanilla or deeply erotic.

While our points of view did not create this forum, our points of view did develop it and as such EF has grown around it quite dramatically in the time I have been part of this community.

And so I fondly say that I look forward to many more years of delectable conversation with you all.

Merry Fucking Christmas!!!
12/21/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Four score and seven orgasms ago.

Our beloved community matured and came as one (he he he).

Each year as we approach christmas I am reminded of my early days of sexual discovery, when putting forth my penis was an exploration, an ...


Perverts?
Good luck in the contest. Glad I'm not the one that has to decide.
12/21/2016
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Wow ! No I mean double Wow We have a gifted poet Amongst us
Not only that,she can also dance.
Haha, thank you OH&W, Lovebears! I have never spent so long writing a forum post as I did writing this one, so I'm glad someone appreciates it! Hopefully it can bring some Christmas cheer to more than one person!
12/21/2016
sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
All of the entries are amazing and I have to agree with OH&W about not having to choose myself. The rumble was hard enough (har har) with so many reviews that were fantastic. Good luck to all of you!
12/24/2016
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Ho-ho-ho!

Christmas is coming.. My dearest contributors, I'm so happy that we have such a devoted, sincere and overall amazing community!

It was a crazy difficult choice to select the winner of this contest, as all the speeches were simply outstanding! And I've been smiling with all my heart when reading them.

But after all, I've decided to give our Christmas present to DancerKittyKat, as this is the first time I see such a wonderful & funny poem on our forum! Thank you so much!

I'm sorry, that I can't give a present to each of the contestants. (Maybe EdenFantasys' Christmas sale can do it for me?)

Merry Christmas, guys! I wish that all of your sexiest dreams come true and you stay happy and satisfied every single day!

Love you!

12/24/2016
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
Ho-ho-ho! Christmas is coming.. My dearest contributors, I'm so happy that we have such a devoted, sincere and overall amazing community! It was a crazy difficult choice to select the winner of this contest, as all the speeches were simply ...
Thank you, Lena!
12/24/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
Thank you, Lena!
and when you decide what to get, be sure to let us know
12/25/2016
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
and when you decide what to get, be sure to let us know
Using this gift card and a few others I had accumulated, I purchased a Magic Wand Rechargeable and the Junior dildo. I am very excited!
12/25/2016
MrClark MrClark
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
Using this gift card and a few others I had accumulated, I purchased a Magic Wand Rechargeable and the Junior dildo. I am very excited!
Congrats and enjoy!!
12/26/2016
sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
Congrats DKK! As Mr. Clark said, I hope you enjoy your new gifts to yourself.
12/26/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Congrats.
12/27/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Congrats.
about time you make an appearance.
Still working off your wedding bill ?
Missing you on a lot of threads !
12/28/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
about time you make an appearance.
Still working off your wedding bill ?
Missing you on a lot of threads !
I'm making up for it in the new year.
Jan 5, 5:33 am
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