Funny Valentine's Day Stories

Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I'm sure we all have funny/silly/crazy things that happened on Feb 14th so let's share...

I'll be the first to admit I really don't celebrate Valentine's Day and never have. So people find it really strange that I got engaged to my now ex-husband on Valentine's Day. But here's the thing - he didn't KNOW it was Valentine's Day. It was 3 am because he'd been working a sound job at night and felt it was appropriate to wake me up and propose in the middle of the night. He didn't realize what day it was until later that day when people started commenting on how sweet it was for him to propose for Valentine's Day. The marriage obviously didn't work out, but the proposal story is always good for a laugh
02/13/2012
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