I deserve some kind of medal for not laughing...

I deserve some kind of medal for not laughing...

Crystal1 Crystal1
I was just at my mom's, and she was watching an episode of Jeff Probst's show about people with unusual jobs. The first person they had on was a woman who reviews sex toys for a living. You can imagine me trying to keep a straight face as mom continues to express the expected "She does WHAT?" shock.
09/20/2012
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Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
I was just at my mom's, and she was watching an episode of Jeff Probst's show about people with unusual jobs. The first person they had on was a woman who reviews sex toys for a living. You can imagine me trying to keep a straight face as mom ...
That's fantastic!!!
09/20/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
AHA! Glad my mom knows because I would have died laughing! It's cool they had someone on TV that does that.
09/20/2012
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
Quote:
Originally posted by Crystal1
I was just at my mom's, and she was watching an episode of Jeff Probst's show about people with unusual jobs. The first person they had on was a woman who reviews sex toys for a living. You can imagine me trying to keep a straight face as mom ...
Never heard of that show but I wouldn't have laughed I would have probably said something along the lines of "Hey, Me Too!!!"
09/20/2012
Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
I would have had a really hard time in that situation. I probably would have laughed at my mom's reaction as well.
09/20/2012
spookycutie spookycutie
OOOH! hahahaah!
09/20/2012
dv8 dv8
Was that woman a regular on EF?
09/20/2012
SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
Mwah hahaha! That's awesome.
09/20/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Oh man, that's just fantastic. I don't know either of you and I would love to have been there.
09/20/2012
tortilla tortilla
too funny!
09/20/2012
gsfanatic gsfanatic
That's fantastic. Great job with not laughing, that would've been fun to explain.
09/20/2012
Vaginas Vaginas
bahaha nice. if only they all knew of our sex toy reviews
09/20/2012
sexfairy sexfairy
It was me! (just kidding )
09/21/2012
indiglo indiglo
LOL I've never heard of that show - but man that must have been funny. I honestly don't find it strange at all... in fact, I'm kind of surprised anyone would find that strange! I guess everything is a matter of perception.
09/21/2012
GONE! GONE!
HAHA! Yes, you do deserve a medal. A sparkly one with a dildo on it.
09/21/2012
js250 js250
OMG!! That would be priceless. You do deserve a medal....how about the Betty Dodson Vaginal Barbell--since there are only two reviews on it, it can always use another one--or two. LOL!! Sorry, could not help myself--perfect set up!! Great job, I always love it when my deep dark secret is soooo shocking to other people. The chuckle I get every time I think about situations like that is such a mood booster.
09/21/2012
mpfm mpfm
That's hilarious. I don't think I could have kept a straight face. Kudos to you.
09/21/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
I probably would have acted along with my mom like I was appalled/disgusted, lol.
09/22/2012
pleasurehunter pleasurehunter
lol i saw that on tv too and started laughing
09/22/2012
pleasurehunter pleasurehunter
lol i saw that on tv too and started laughing
09/22/2012
sktb0007 sktb0007
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Originally posted by Zombirella
I probably would have acted along with my mom like I was appalled/disgusted, lol.
Ahahaha Z, now that's just funny!
09/22/2012
roskat roskat
You should have said to her that you're thinking about a new career path and this sounds interesting. Now, that would've been a face worth seeing.
09/22/2012
Supervixen Supervixen
You do deserve a medal! My dear mother would probably say something like, "Oh, that's not a real job!" Mom is...conservative about sexual matters.

We were looking online the other day for a body suit on eBay so I can be a cat for Halloween, and we thought we could find something cheap on there. There were all these crotchless body stockings and zippered crotch suits, and my mom was just laughing, and saying, "Oh, who would wear those?!" And I'm sitting there thinking, "Maybe I should get a zippered crotch suit...why buy something I'll only wear on Halloween and Purim?"

I don't exactly get my imagination from my mother...but maybe I did get it from my conservative upbringing--there's nothing quite like repression to make turn you wild.
09/22/2012
SaiDiscordia SaiDiscordia
That is fantastic! I would have ROFL!
09/22/2012
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