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P'Gell
Hilarious. I had no idea who "Godek" was at first, then I got into the article and couldn't stop laughing.
Imagine the couple who does these things? Does this author think people don't have sex anymore and he has to give
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Hilarious. I had no idea who "Godek" was at first, then I got into the article and couldn't stop laughing.
Imagine the couple who does these things? Does this author think people don't have sex anymore and he has to give them stupid pieces of "advice" to get them fucking again? As if that would work.
If My Man starting timing our sex and tried to get faster and faster, I'd leave his ass.
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I imagine this type of scenario playing out:
(Clueless husband and Frustrated Wife have just finished "making love".)
Clueless Husband: Yes! I just shaved 2 minutes off my previous time! A new personal best! Honey, I am hungry; can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich?
Frustrated Wife: Sure...whatever...
(Frustrated Wife saunters into the kitchen, barely suppressing her rage as she reaches for the iron skillet. However, instead of using the skillet to make Clueless Husband's sandwich, she uses it to bash him upside the skull.)