Funny joke about blow up dolls...

Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Friend of mine posted this on their FB. I thought it was apropos...

Two drunks visit a brothel.

The Madam takes a look at them and says to her manager "go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to notice".

During the walk home one guy says " i think my girl was dead, she never moved or made a sound". The second guy says I think mine was a witch. Why do you think that, asks the friend. Well, I bit her ass and she farted in my face and then flew out the frigin' window!!
09/13/2011
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
LOL, ok that was funny lol
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Contributor: Breas Breas
That's funny you mention this joke JR... It's actually one of my most-used jokes. I heard it quite some time ago and instantly fell in love with it. It's flippin' HILARIOUS. I love telling the joke to a person too because I really get into it and add extra details.. i'm corny like that
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I'll be sure to reference it in my review of the Inked Biker Babe doggy style blow up doll you just assigned to me. Man, this is going to be a hilarious failboat. I can just see it now!!! My husband is going to think I've up and lost my friggin' mind and I don't intend on telling him. I'll just blow it up and set it on the couch then hide in the closet when he gets home from work. Oh man he's gonna kill me. Kindred might be right after all---I may just find myself without a husband at the end of the day. LOLOL
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Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Friend of mine posted this on their FB. I thought it was apropos...

Two drunks visit a brothel.

The Madam takes a look at them and says to her manager "go put inflatable dolls in 2 bedrooms, these guys are too drunk to ... more
ha ha ha lol, that's hilarious!
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Contributor: Katastophy Katastophy
Made me giggle (:
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Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
That was great! Thanks for sharring.
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Contributor: married with children married with children
lol
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Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
Good one! Poor blow-up dolls, always getting picked on.
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Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
Hahaha nice.
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