With only three weeks left before the official polls, it’s still unclear whether Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton will become the new president of the USA. To tell you the truth, I’m absolutely exhausted of guessing who’ll win that battle.
While the entire America is guessing, I’m offering to choose our own leader on EF and so I’m announcing our Biggest Poll EVER!
Let’s choose the President among the sex toys!
Please vote for the favorite toy and provide with a quick explanation of why you think this specific toy deserves the President Status.
The most outstanding comment will get a $25 gift card
I have chosen the Hitachi Style Wand. I have chosen this as our presidential candidate because she (mine is a she, so I assume this one is as well) is dependable, always there when needed, strong, and doesn't buzz. She has a good charge and never gives out in the middle of a debate. She doesn't talk badly about other candidates because she knows she is the best option. Instead, she focuses on pointing out her strengths and views.
The Hitachi Style Wand has an outstanding health history and a bright look on the health of her future. She takes time after each, um, debate, to recharge so that she is ready for the next task at hand. She is always right where she is supposed to be and supports the people in their time of need. She is focused on what needs to be done and is diligent to do the job thoroughly.
The Hitachi Style Wand is the best candidate for this presidential debate and I wouldn't vote for anyone else!
I have chosen the "Feel The G" silicone vibrator mainly because he is not weak at all and still remains one of my favorites. He runs on batteries and is very powerful in his many vibrations and knows how to accomplish many things. Feel the G promises us good times(jobs) and as a candidate for a presidential debate never calls names, just repeats the truth.
He can do the job.......without wasting time. MAGA for me is how I vote.
We are looking for a strong leader who is eager and ready to lead the pack. Thrill, with seven vibration settings is a powerful candidate. Made of body-safe silicone that will outlive any TPE or jelly opponents, Thrill is ready to pleasure the people for the next four (or eight) years.
Thrill has the stamina to thrust far longer and faster than any man. Since Thrill is USB rechargeable, you won’t have to make an emergency run to buy batteries for this vibrator to deliver every time.
Thrill isn’t afraid to get wet. This waterproof candidate will jump into any situation, bath, shower, or overseas. Thrill knows that communication is essential for any politician. With only three, easily accessible buttons, no matter the size of your hands, Thrill is clear, concise, and easy to talk to.
We need a president with the experience to lead this nation. Not to worry, Thrill isn’t you high school crush in the backseat of your parents’ car. You won’t see any pussy-grabbing from this candidate. When the shaft goes low, the rabbit ears go high. Thrill will capture your clit within seconds and pinpoint your G-spot on the first thrust.
If you want a reliable president with the finesse and experience to bring you to orgasm, vote Thrill for President.
With only three weeks left before the official polls, it’s still unclear whether Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton will become the new president of the USA. To tell you the truth, I’m absolutely exhausted of guessing who’ll win that battle.
While
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With only three weeks left before the official polls, it’s still unclear whether Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton will become the new president of the USA. To tell you the truth, I’m absolutely exhausted of guessing who’ll win that battle.
While the entire America is guessing, I’m offering to choose our own leader on EF and so I’m announcing our Biggest Poll EVER!
Let’s choose the President among the sex toys!
Please vote for the favorite toy and provide with a quick explanation of why you think this specific toy deserves the President Status.
The most outstanding comment will get a $25 gift card
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It's between the Hitachi and the Vibrating Pussy (which is basically a knockoff of a Fleshlight). I couldnt pick between them, aka am voting for the pussy for my husband, and the Hitachi for me, so I hope two votes from me/us are okay!
It's between the Hitachi and the Vibrating Pussy (which is basically a knockoff of a Fleshlight). I couldnt pick between them, aka am voting for the pussy for my husband, and the Hitachi for me, so I hope two votes from me/us are okay!
Also we own a real Hitachi, not this purple Eden Toys Hitachi, and we also own the Vibrating pussy in the plastic case, the actual one shown in this poll. Bought from EdenFantasys.
With only three weeks left before the official polls, it’s still unclear whether Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton will become the new president of the USA. To tell you the truth, I’m absolutely exhausted of guessing who’ll win that battle.
While
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more
With only three weeks left before the official polls, it’s still unclear whether Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton will become the new president of the USA. To tell you the truth, I’m absolutely exhausted of guessing who’ll win that battle.
While the entire America is guessing, I’m offering to choose our own leader on EF and so I’m announcing our Biggest Poll EVER!
Let’s choose the President among the sex toys!
Please vote for the favorite toy and provide with a quick explanation of why you think this specific toy deserves the President Status.
The most outstanding comment will get a $25 gift card
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I am choosing the Hitachi Style Wand for next President. A strong candidate that has been around through previous Presidency's with unwavering support for every citizen. The Hitachi has a long standing report for being there for each and every citizen, while being innovative enough to have a different head for each sector. Wether cordless/rechargeable, or corded provides the background every citizen needs. The Hitachi has the background, stamina, and courage needed to keep America going.
I have chosen the Hitachi Style Wand. I have chosen this as our presidential candidate because she (mine is a she, so I assume this one is as well) is dependable, always there when needed, strong, and doesn't buzz. She has a good charge and never
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I have chosen the Hitachi Style Wand. I have chosen this as our presidential candidate because she (mine is a she, so I assume this one is as well) is dependable, always there when needed, strong, and doesn't buzz. She has a good charge and never gives out in the middle of a debate. She doesn't talk badly about other candidates because she knows she is the best option. Instead, she focuses on pointing out her strengths and views.
The Hitachi Style Wand has an outstanding health history and a bright look on the health of her future. She takes time after each, um, debate, to recharge so that she is ready for the next task at hand. She is always right where she is supposed to be and supports the people in their time of need. She is focused on what needs to be done and is diligent to do the job thoroughly.
The Hitachi Style Wand is the best candidate for this presidential debate and I wouldn't vote for anyone else!
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That's what I told Lena Eden... I voted for the We Ring as my choice as it's the only option on the list that we've had personal experience with. It is a solid vibrating cock-ring and though we aren't fans of cock rings, it doesn't mean it still isn't a good toy.
I am choosing the Beginner Strapless Strap-On. We have one candidate who wants to be a man and only wears pant suits, so she could definitely use a strap-on for her Penis envy. That way she can take turns screwing Bill, Donald and the US people.
The color is Royal Purple and if you dig deep enough, you'll realize the US is still subject to the crown...and our presidents are all distant relatives to the Queen of England.
Women can don it and use the men's bathroom now in some states.
With only three weeks left before the official polls, it’s still unclear whether Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton will become the new president of the USA. To tell you the truth, I’m absolutely exhausted of guessing who’ll win that battle.
While
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more
With only three weeks left before the official polls, it’s still unclear whether Mr. Trump or Mrs. Clinton will become the new president of the USA. To tell you the truth, I’m absolutely exhausted of guessing who’ll win that battle.
While the entire America is guessing, I’m offering to choose our own leader on EF and so I’m announcing our Biggest Poll EVER!
Let’s choose the President among the sex toys!
Please vote for the favorite toy and provide with a quick explanation of why you think this specific toy deserves the President Status.
The most outstanding comment will get a $25 gift card
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Who doesn't dream for a MAGIC wand that can give you all your steamy heart desires and still be able to rock the PJ's? The Hitachi Style Wand does that! It has the POWER to give you a rocking good time alone or with someone else all while granting you the freedom of moving around, no cord to worry with, and no more stealing batteries from remotes because your fun time has drained all of them and your bank account (MAKING IT ECO FRIENDLY!) Just Bib-bop-and-boop your way into a dreamland!
I voted for the mighty Hitachi Magic Wand and the Prostate Play items. I'd like to unify the two parties by pounding softly, carrying a big vibrating stick. This will bring pleasure to the people and Make America Great Again!
It's Election Day today, and it's time to name the real leader among our sex toys!
To tell you the truth, I was a little bit cut up by the fact that many toys didn't get even one vote. But it's a common thing when there are so many candidates, and the choice is harder than ever, isn't it?
While the obvious leader of this contest is Hitachi Style Wand, and there were many votes supporting this powerful lady, I'd like to congratulate PolyLove as the author of the best comment!
Guys, thank you all for voting! We'll definitely consider your opinions when working on our new deals and discounts.
It's Election Day today, and it's time to name the real leader among our sex toys!
To tell you the truth, I was a little bit cut up by the fact that many toys didn't get even one vote. But it's a common thing when there are
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more
It's Election Day today, and it's time to name the real leader among our sex toys!
To tell you the truth, I was a little bit cut up by the fact that many toys didn't get even one vote. But it's a common thing when there are so many candidates, and the choice is harder than ever, isn't it?
While the obvious leader of this contest is Hitachi Style Wand, and there were many votes supporting this powerful lady, I'd like to congratulate PolyLove as the author of the best comment!
Guys, thank you all for voting! We'll definitely consider your opinions when working on our new deals and discounts.
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