I have chosen the Hitachi Style Wand. I have chosen this as our presidential candidate because she (mine is a she, so I assume this one is as well) is dependable, always there when needed, strong, and doesn't buzz. She has a good charge and never gives out in the middle of a debate. She doesn't talk badly about other candidates because she knows she is the best option. Instead, she focuses on pointing out her strengths and views.

The Hitachi Style Wand has an outstanding health history and a bright look on the health of her future. She takes time after each, um, debate, to recharge so that she is ready for the next task at hand. She is always right where she is supposed to be and supports the people in their time of need. She is focused on what needs to be done and is diligent to do the job thoroughly.

The Hitachi Style Wand is the best candidate for this presidential debate and I wouldn't vote for anyone else!

I have chosen the "Feel The G" silicone vibrator mainly because he is not weak at all and still remains one of my favorites. He runs on batteries and is very powerful in his many vibrations and knows how to accomplish many things. Feel the G promises us good times(jobs) and as a candidate for a presidential debate never calls names, just repeats the truth.

He can do the job.......without wasting time. MAGA for me is how I vote.

“Feel the Thrill”

We are looking for a strong leader who is eager and ready to lead the pack. Thrill, with seven vibration settings is a powerful candidate. Made of body-safe silicone that will outlive any TPE or jelly opponents, Thrill is ready to pleasure the people for the next four (or eight) years.

Thrill has the stamina to thrust far longer and faster than any man. Since Thrill is USB rechargeable, you won’t have to make an emergency run to buy batteries for this vibrator to deliver every time.

Thrill isn’t afraid to get wet. This waterproof candidate will jump into any situation, bath, shower, or overseas. Thrill knows that communication is essential for any politician. With only three, easily accessible buttons, no matter the size of your hands, Thrill is clear, concise, and easy to talk to.

We need a president with the experience to lead this nation. Not to worry, Thrill isn’t you high school crush in the backseat of your parents’ car. You won’t see any pussy-grabbing from this candidate. When the shaft goes low, the rabbit ears go high. Thrill will capture your clit within seconds and pinpoint your G-spot on the first thrust.

If you want a reliable president with the finesse and experience to bring you to orgasm, vote Thrill for President.

Such a hard poll.

I am choosing the Beginner Strapless Strap-On. We have one candidate who wants to be a man and only wears pant suits, so she could definitely use a strap-on for her Penis envy. That way she can take turns screwing Bill, Donald and the US people.

The color is Royal Purple and if you dig deep enough, you'll realize the US is still subject to the crown...and our presidents are all distant relatives to the Queen of England.

Women can don it and use the men's bathroom now in some states.

My review wasn't "presidential?" When Your Donald Gets Trumped Up, Grab this Pussy and Pound It

I voted for the mighty Hitachi Magic Wand and the Prostate Play items. I'd like to unify the two parties by pounding softly, carrying a big vibrating stick. This will bring pleasure to the people and Make America Great Again!

Nice job Polylove!

Can't go wrong with the Hitachi