The Boss... In My Butt?

Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
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So, my boyfriend would really like the experience of a jelly like toy for penetrating both of us anally at the same time. We can both take something the size of an average penis, but I don't know how much more than that I can take. I know he can but I have my doubts. My first question is, has anyone tried this guy anally who isn't used to monster toys, or would you be able to recommend something else?

And OF COURSE with any of these toys we will definitely be using a condom. But I'm allergic to latex. (It would just figure, wouldn't it?!) Are there non-latex condoms out there that are big enough to cover the girth of this toy? I know our Lifestyles SKYN would not... They are too small even for his own penis.

Any help will be appreciated! ~Pixie
09/22/2011
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I've used SKYN condoms on jelly toys and they work well with all kinds of lubricant. Enjoy your...
09/22/2011
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
Hehe, it's good to see people making use of the new emotes ^_^ Thanks for your reply ^_^
09/22/2011
Contributor: godweensatan godweensatan
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
Hehe, it's good to see people making use of the new emotes ^_^ Thanks for your reply ^_^
with proper dedication and warm up, one can fit nearly anything up the ass
12/07/2011
Contributor: raisorcarguy raisorcarguy
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
So, my boyfriend would really like the experience of a jelly like toy for penetrating both of us anally at the same time. We can both take something the size of an average penis, but I don't know how much more than that I can take. I know he can ... more
dont start with this for anal ,If you have only had normal sized penetrations, I just got this and used it for first time last night (Valentines Day ) I am used to large anal penetrations , but this thing was awesome, Work with fingers and then maybe a hand to loosin things up. If you can get your hand in , then your ready for the boss, ( lots and Lots of Lube )trying to get to the 12 inch mark , got maybe 10 on first try
02/15/2012
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
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Originally posted by raisorcarguy
dont start with this for anal ,If you have only had normal sized penetrations, I just got this and used it for first time last night (Valentines Day ) I am used to large anal penetrations , but this thing was awesome, Work with fingers and then maybe ... more
Wait. Are you saying we should be able to fist each other before fitting this toy in our butts...??? O_O
02/15/2012
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
Wait. Are you saying we should be able to fist each other before fitting this toy in our butts...??? O_O
Exactly that what he (or she) said. It's freaking huge, 1 1/2 inches in diameter is really the maximum of "normal sized" penetrations.
02/15/2012
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
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Originally posted by Chou Wang
Exactly that what he (or she) said. It's freaking huge, 1 1/2 inches in diameter is really the maximum of "normal sized" penetrations.
Oh, my. I guess we won't be doing this for a while still then. Thanks for the help!
02/15/2012
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
Oh, my. I guess we won't be doing this for a while still then. Thanks for the help!
I'd get this one instead - Pretty pink double dong
02/15/2012
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
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Originally posted by Chou Wang
I'd get this one instead - Pretty pink double dong
Looks comfy. Do you think something less than a foot long will be long enough for us to both use anally at the same time...?
02/15/2012
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
Looks comfy. Do you think something less than a foot long will be long enough for us to both use anally at the same time...?
Well it's almost 1 foot long, but I honestly not a huge fan of this type of play and it's bee a while ago. If you really want to try it I guess nothing can go wrong if you spend like 16 bucks on that one.

We have tried another one (can't find it anymore) but figured out that this type of dual anal penetration is not so practical and switched to using a harness like the Vac-u-lock female set - G-string harness. That is definitely more exciting and practical at the same time. It's versatile, has a wide range of attachments, you can have it in your vagina and anus at the same time, or just in one or none of the orifices.

Also keep in mind that the UR3 material despite its porous consistancy is probably the most pleasant on the market. All it takes is some extra care, the toys I've reviewed years ago are still like new, just the colour faded.

Anyway if it's really a fantasy one should try it and figure out what to do next. But stay away from the boss until you can cope with Randy
02/15/2012
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
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Originally posted by Chou Wang
Well it's almost 1 foot long, but I honestly not a huge fan of this type of play and it's bee a while ago. If you really want to try it I guess nothing can go wrong if you spend like 16 bucks on that one.

We have tried another one ... more
Wow, that's a lot of information, thank you! We're not particularly looking for something practical, seeing that when we are being practical, we use our Feeldoe for pegging. We're looking for something like the Boss (but clearly smaller) so we can be silly and have fun. Namely, the thing we want to try, he calls "booty bumping," literally getting on our hands and knees, putting one end in each of our butts, and bumping against one another. Sounds fun and silly, not like it's going to be anything that gets us off, just gives us something new to try It's probably going to be one-time thing, so I wanted to make sure that whatever we got was long enough to work, but narrow enough to fit, know what I mean?
02/15/2012
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
Wow, that's a lot of information, thank you! We're not particularly looking for something practical, seeing that when we are being practical, we use our Feeldoe for pegging. We're looking for something like the Boss (but clearly smaller) ... more
Yeah I know what you mean I'd get the Pretty Pink one then...
02/15/2012
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
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Originally posted by Chou Wang
Yeah I know what you mean I'd get the Pretty Pink one then...
Well the thing is, we were looking for something in more of the jelly range for curiosity's sake... Are there any here you might have tried and might recommend...?
02/15/2012
Contributor: te te
It is a ride back there. I would recommend working your way up to it.
02/15/2012
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
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Originally posted by te
It is a ride back there. I would recommend working your way up to it.
That's about what I've been hearing, thanks to you too
02/16/2012
Contributor: raisorcarguy raisorcarguy
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
Wait. Are you saying we should be able to fist each other before fitting this toy in our butts...??? O_O
yes , you need to be able to take a fist , warm enema helps alot, then lots and lots of lube , it will go easier than you think , start small and work you way up to the BOSS , it is the most awesome ever, I have managed all but about 3 or 4 inches , and the most intense orgasm ever . and the next day you feel just how far you had it in .....then I need 2 or 3 days in between uses, HEAL UP....lmao
02/23/2012
Contributor: godweensatan godweensatan
Just a note this thing says 7.5in circumference, its actually more like a little over 8in after the head in and as you get towards the middle of the shaft (3in down). The average hand/fist ranges between 7-10in circumference (on the low end female, high end male fist). So yes indeed the people mentioning fisting before you try this puppy are absolutely correct.....

THIS THING IS FREAKIN HUGE.
02/23/2012
Contributor: SpoonLord SpoonLord
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Originally posted by MeliPixie
So, my boyfriend would really like the experience of a jelly like toy for penetrating both of us anally at the same time. We can both take something the size of an average penis, but I don't know how much more than that I can take. I know he can ... more
Well, you can take things anally better than you can vaginally size wise, just takes some working up to.
06/29/2012