vegetable dildo

I actually have used cucumbers, zuccini, yellow squash and even hot dogs once (all in condoms) and they worked well! I have never even considered eating them afterward, but I just asked my man what he thought of this and he said he would eat it as long as it was washed first! lol

Did you know that you can also make them vibrate?

All you need is a bullet vibe, or it can be two bullets too, hey, even a traditional vibe would do with a condom! ~grins wide

The inspiration came from here btw:

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And this is a hilarious topic, and close to the soul and fancies of my imagination as W/we are going to live off the grid with my Master, growing O/our own food, and I am on the hype to get all the toys I wanna have for the rest of my life (W/we do think that the economy isn't in the best shape and will get only worse, and the government will be scarier than ever in the US too) - so what is a cooler and "greener" idea than to have some fun with figuring out how you can find pleasure in your environment other than eating it? ^^

cuke and a condom! anything you can adjust the girth on

i've heard of people using carrots, cucumbers and zucchinis before. just use a condom on it, you don't know whose touched that thing before you, or if there were chemicals used on them.

Lol carrots

a potato!

grapes are my personal favorite

I've seen a silicone dildo molded from a yam before...

Potato and cut it to fit comfortably them apply condom. Can also be used to find out the right size you need for sex toys. If you messure it wale cutting and after until it fits perfect.

If you do this, be really careful and use a condom!

Carrots...don't worry about sharp edges, that's what the peeler is for!
Cucumbers...traditiona l, English gives more of a 'handle', garden cucumbers more girth
Zucchini squash...interesting shapes, more variations in girth
Eggplant...for the daring...don't forget the Crisco!
Have I ever?
Nahhhhh
Have I thought about it?
Hmmmmmm...what do YOU think!

i wouldnt know.