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Contributor: Spicy Strawberry Spicy Strawberry
Ok so I wasn't able to afford buying actual toys when I was younger and none of my (female) friends went into depth about masturbating so I used....

the shower head line, I read about using it almost like a garden hose but you direct it with you fingers instead of an actual hose head. I tried it once and it totally made my knees week in the shower but after the first time it never felt the same.

A large sharpie as a probe, A recorder without the mouth piece work wonders on the clit, a cleaned out liquid glue stick tube, a long neck glass bottle, a container from bed and bath (I've forgotten what was in it), and probably a few other things I've blocked from memory.
I've never actually been to into vibrators i guess.
10/14/2009
Contributor: fanarama fanarama
I tried bottles of lotions, makeup brushes, hair brushes, empty shampoo bottles, markers, etc. Vibrating objects never seemed to work for me and I even once tried ice, it was like a brain freeze for a minute or so but it surprisingly felt good once it started to melt, not that I would try it again.
10/15/2009
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
oh geez....um..

gak was great
the "king" (queen) sized tube of m&m mini's
i found a bottle of xylocaine once...AWESOME numbing
radio/portable phone antenna
pens
whatever shampoo bottles will fit
yes, the venus is awesome
20 oz bottles of soda
straws
toothbrushes
candles (scary as hell when i felt it snap. I was ok though)
various small objects in a condom
this really great reading pillow wit arm rests (mom burned it one day when i was at school)

gawd...i was such a dirty boy...
10/28/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
I bought a big, thick silicone spatula (Rachel Ray Brand. wouldn't mind having her over my knees getting a spanking) for spanking. It makes a loud thwack and leaves an angry red mark.
10/29/2009
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Um, I may have been too much of a geek ...

My wooden sword, known as a bokken - one-and-a-half-inches wide and tapered. Needed lots of lube, though, even though I used only three or four inches of it.

Highlighter markers to rub my clit (the time between my stream of water method and hand method).

Rubbing stuffed animals against myself. (I think all girls did it.)

One interesting thing is my jeans, specifically when the really thick seam at the crotch would hit my clit JUST right ... Very distracting when it happened while I was driving, but at least no one else was on the road.
01/04/2010
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Um, I may have been too much of a geek ...

My wooden sword, known as a bokken - one-and-a-half-inches wide and tapered. Needed lots of lube, though, even though I used only three or four inches of it.

Highlighter markers to rub my clit ... more
The jeans seam thing is really common actually.
01/04/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Hahaha, ummm, I used lots of things.

Barbie legs, disposable razors [as insertables], saran wrapped plunger handles [dp'ed with that], I've done with clothespins and spanking with different items, oh, vibrating toothbrush. Among other things...
01/12/2010
Contributor: Sassybunny85 Sassybunny85
I was definitely guilty of the electric toothbrush. I removed the brush head, and used it against my clothes. It was one of the first Oral-B toothbrushes, the double A type. I also used the shower head.
01/27/2010
Contributor: ShercockHolmes ShercockHolmes
electric toothbrush (without brush part)
showerhead
therapeutic massager from pharmacy
i had one of those plastic tubes from the confetti bubble bath as well
a pen. sometimes (with my pants on) i'd just tap it between my vag lips while doing my homework.
tried a cucumber with a condom once but at that time i was a virgin and couldn't get it in that far
this isn't household, but did anyone else 'enjoy' sitting on the tire seat of the school bus? the vibrations were amazing.
riding a horse could do it as well.
sitting on top of the washing machine during spin cycle, but you'd have to be wearing like tights.
exercise bicycle.
phone vibrations were better when i had a thicker phone. but really you shouldn't do that because of cleanliness issues. of course i had my pants on, but still. lol
in a hot tub if you sat on the jets or bubble makers.
taking a thin towel or sheet and putting it tightly between legs pulling the towel back. (terricloth is great)
end of a hairbrush. the end was a soft rubbery handle.
01/28/2010
Contributor: ShercockHolmes ShercockHolmes
oh yeah, and the jeans seam! I wonder if it was made that way on purpose. lol.
01/28/2010
Contributor: CarelessSplash CarelessSplash
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
A quick snapshot of the tackle toybox:linkI removed a few of my vibrators from the lower compartment so you could see better. The tacklebox was less than $10--I think it was around $7 at Wal-Mart--and tackleboxes come in a variety of sizes, so ... more
Ha, I did the same thing! And I got mine from Wal-Mart, too, but I got a slightly bigger one. And I was also considering the huge $25 one X-D
02/07/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
buy a stack of dvd-r's or cd-r's, bet a free sex toy!
02/10/2010
Contributor: Inkblot Inkblot
Oh my, my first insertable "toy" was also a tapered candle. LOL First food item: The guy I first had sex with loved to put strawberries inside me and nibble them out of me.
03/16/2010
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
Makeup brush handle.... Vibrating razor.... Candles... The end of a weight-lifting bar... Tampons... The tub spout... Removable shower head... Oh my.
Once I told my boyfriend about the shower head he said, "Well, we're NOT getting one of those now!" I'd stopped using it anyways though, because I found my clit was less and less sensitive to other kinds of stimulation. (Many, many ^@*#ing awesome orgasms with it though!)

Someone said something once to me, when I was younger, about using a shampoo bottle. I still can't imagine it. I have pretty big shampoo bottles.
05/11/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
This has to be one of my fav. threads on the site.
05/11/2010
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
A quick snapshot of the tackle toybox:linkI removed a few of my vibrators from the lower compartment so you could see better. The tacklebox was less than $10--I think it was around $7 at Wal-Mart--and tackleboxes come in a variety of sizes, so ... more
I'm making a trip to walmart...
05/18/2010
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
buy a stack of dvd-r's or cd-r's, bet a free sex toy!
You should have seen the look on my face! I went WHAT??? HOW??? Then I looked at who posted and realized that YOU are the opposite sex...

I was just sitting there trying for the life of me to imagine how a set of blank DVD's would possible turn me on...
05/18/2010
Contributor: Sex Princess Sex Princess
Quote:
Originally posted by Anica
lol...a handle from a halloween prop and a vibrating pen. oh yes, and the removable shower head...my mom always wondered why i took such long showers.
i take really looong showers too (wink wink) my mom thinks that it takes me forever to shave my legs lol
06/16/2010
Contributor: Sex Princess Sex Princess
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Originally posted by Rockin'
-Tampons (kept the applicator on) seemed clean enough to me, felt okay.
-Marbles (just pop 'em in! And make sure you COUNT them when you put them in and take them out *cough*) Didn't have any shooters, though, only little ... more
i did the whole clothes hanger thing, and i also took a can of hairspary that was empty and put random dents into it and oooohh lala yum
06/16/2010
Contributor: joja joja
Well, when I was young I tried pretty much everything even remotely phallic in the house

My favorite was the handle of an ice cream scoop. Ol' Scoopy is long gone, but I will never forget - it gave my my first vaginal orgasm!
07/28/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
hot dogs...bananas....cucu mbers....never mind..
07/28/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I once appropriated an 8 oz glass Coca Cola bottle. My first glass dil! I wouldn't do it again, but it was pretty wild.
07/28/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I once appropriated an 8 oz glass Coca Cola bottle. My first glass dil! I wouldn't do it again, but it was pretty wild.
That's why ER's have diamond tipped drill bits, if memory serves.
07/28/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
That's why ER's have diamond tipped drill bits, if memory serves.
Yeah, I only did it once. Should have known better. One of those things where you keep looking at the thing, thinking, "Hmm, that would be....." I've worked ERs, and amazingly, glass Coke bottles (brand name) are remarkably strong and resilient. We didn't see any of those, but I have described our "Ass Box" from the ER.

I didn't use the bottle there, though. I'm not THAT dumb!
07/29/2010
Contributor: NightNight NightNight
Nearly everything I've made use of has already been mentioned but I'll add a few new ones at the end of the list

Electric toothbrush, regular toothbrush, hairbrush handle, razor blade handle, removable shower head, tub faucet, bath tub and jacuzzi jets, vibrating pens, stuffed animals, pillows and sheets, clothing seams, spoons (both directions), chair corners, back scrubber handle, chapstick tubes, usb thumbdrive (2GB).
08/02/2010
Contributor: NymphetamineKiss NymphetamineKiss
Make up brush handles seem to be the most popular - I'm another one who indulged at a pretty young age with them.

I remember finding an angle of the corner of the bed that was great for thrusting against, too.

Like most kinksters, the clothes pegs cliche has been done here too..

I didnt have to pervert things for too long (aside from the latter) though - I bought my first buzzy at 13... lol!
08/02/2010
Contributor: Latsyrc728 Latsyrc728
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Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... more
Where to start....

Markers, Sharpies, Hairbrush handle, There is this one energy drink on the market now that has a nicely shaped plastic container. I bought it, dumped out the energy drink and kept the bottle, smaller shampoo bottles (think Suave), Bath and Body Works Body Spray bottles (the full sized), other bath and body type bottles. Really, anything that will fit.

I once went to Walmart with the intention of finding a decent dildo. I didn't have a lot of money, didn't have anything at home and was desperately horny. That is when I found the energy drink I talked about above. : )
08/03/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Guilty of excessively long showers!! The worst was when the water got cold before you were finished. Ummm, never let it stop me though, lol.
I also used to use broken remote control to rub against the buttons. If anyone wondered why I kept a broken remote around, they never asked!
08/03/2010
Contributor: Fearsome Fearsome
Ohh toy-wise it was a scrunchie-holder (didn't even know what I was doing with it, but I figured it out) a lipstick tube and then I got my atomic small! thank goodness.

As far as storage, it started with a jewelry box, became a walmart tacklebox, then a walmart ottoman, and now a giant tupperware under-the-bed thing.
08/06/2010
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Glad I'm not the only one who tried using pens/markers/tampons! I also have a miniature baseball bat that I used until I bought a real toy. It's actually called a "Bed Snake Bat" and came with a funny poem about being used for birth control

Hairbrush handle, shower head, stuffed animals, bed post, And pieces from the game risk - those little x shaped things. No clue why I thought that would be a good idea!

Attempted with the shampoo bottle and a pepsi bottle...didn't work out so well but might be able to play with something that size now!

Never thought of using a toothbrush or razor though! The only food I have tried using is frozen hotdogs..I guess food isn't my thing. My husband is convinced I use cucumbers but I only eat them! He doesn't believe me though lol!

I'm sure there was probably more I'm not thinking of...
08/06/2010