Perverting household items

Contributor: Dusk Dusk
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Um, I may have been too much of a geek ...

My wooden sword, known as a bokken - one-and-a-half-inches wide and tapered. Needed lots of lube, though, even though I used only three or four inches of it.

Highlighter markers to rub my clit ... more
It's so funny, I don't think I ever did the stuffed animal thing! I think I felt too guilty because I've always thought of my stuffed animals as conscious beings. I couldn't use them like that!
09/03/2010
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
I have used a body massager handle when I went camping. That was good for clitoral stimulation.
09/03/2010
Contributor: I'll Miss You EF :( I'll Miss You EF :(
Shower head hands down for years. Until once when I was fifteen I did it just a little two often and it broke the skin! ouch! I bought my first sex toy shortly after my sixteenth birthday.
09/06/2010
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
I've used the handle side of knives (that was my favorite, until I got a proper toy), and an electric toothbrush.

I'm pretty sure that's about all!
09/06/2010
Contributor: thegoldilocksincident thegoldilocksincident
Hairbrush, electric toothbrush, silverware, candles, drumsticks, video-game controller, makeup brush, Sharpies (seeing how many I could fit in myself was always fun), water bottle, shower head/bathtub faucet, and probably several dozen other things I can't remember at the moment.

I made a clit pump out of a dental irrigating syringe recently. It was... interesting.
12/29/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Candles, Impulse Deo can, glass coke bottle, shampoo bottles, moisturiser bottles, cucumber, banana, zucchini, carrot, fat pens and electric toothbrush handle.
12/30/2010
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
very interesting. might grab an idea o two
12/30/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
Quote:
Originally posted by Dusk
It's so funny, I don't think I ever did the stuffed animal thing! I think I felt too guilty because I've always thought of my stuffed animals as conscious beings. I couldn't use them like that!
I thought the same thing! That never stopped me from using pillows though.
Perhaps the years of frequent pillow humping is the cause for my clit o'steel.

Hairbrush handles, markers, and probably a whole lot of other items that I have since-forgotten became insertables back in the day.
01/12/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
I've never really experimented with a household item. Although my boyfriend and I are looking foward to getting a removable showerhead...
01/12/2011
Contributor: Taylor Von Taylor Von
I don't feel so 'different' anymore after reading this
02/19/2011
Contributor: ATL Freak ATL Freak
The water jets. Feels GREAT. Ive used candles, small plastic bottles, Hubby and I use ice cubes, leave them inside while intercourse... feels awesome. ( a bed post? sounds hot and interesting
03/17/2011
Contributor: ATL Freak ATL Freak
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
buy a stack of dvd-r's or cd-r's, bet a free sex toy!
Hahahaha ... good one
03/17/2011
Contributor: ATL Freak ATL Freak
Quote:
Originally posted by Sera
hot dogs...bananas....cucu mbers....never mind..
Go on ....
03/17/2011
Contributor: SamsDelight SamsDelight
Love Love Love the shower head.
04/04/2011
Contributor: lovemynips lovemynips
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... more
I am sitting here right now w/a home made toy on my nipples and on my clit. Firt
I used suction to enlarge the nipples and the clit. Then take 2 bamboo steak skewers and for the clit just put a tightly wrapped elastic on each end and then insert your clit through it putting most of the sticks up towards your belly..then you can pull on them. Best part is you can rub your finger over your enlarged clit, moistening it now and then. Feels great. Do the same w/2 skewers for nipples, only use 1 elastic each end and one in the middle..that way you can put each enlarged nipple through the sections using the stick to keep your nips nice and erect. Also great when moistened and rub the tips. I love my nips and clit played with by me or my hubby! I can walk around the house like this waiting for my hubby to come home...it keeps me pretty horny and pumped...no pun intended

Any other nipple/clit ideas...pass them along!!
05/11/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Wow I didn't think of a lot of these items while growing up lol I did have one item not mentioned yet. I had this travel friendly curling iron that the iron actually slide into the plastic holding case, so yeah I tried to plastic holding case out a few times. (not the iron itself lol) other than that smaller shampoo bottles, the shower head was a favorite,tooth brush. As far as food I haven't tried any of those, but I did have plastic toy veggies I tried but it didn't work to good.
05/11/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Oh dear my curling iron story killed the tread
05/11/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I used to hump my old stuffed animals when I was younger. Now I only do it to the arms of chairs.
05/11/2011
Contributor: EJ EJ
Retired markers and highlighters, long taper candles with unburned wicks, feathers and shoestrings, a plastic cigar case, and one tall glass perfume bottle. Oh yeah, and cucumbers...and one unusually large carrot that my S.O. whittled into something I'm not sure Bugs Bunny would have approved of.
08/14/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Bulma
My first sex toy was a round hair brush. (I used the handle of course, the bristles were painful (and yes I did try it once that way)) Pretty gross when I think about it now, but heck I was only 13 and didn't know anything about sex at all.When ... more
OMG! I used one similar to that! Ha! Ha! I thought I was the only girl who'd ever thought of that. Lol. I had gotten a bath salts kit and they came in tubes, rounded at the end. Purrfect! Lol.

Now, to answer the question.
As a teen I didn't ever really use many things besides a couple. I really was into clit stimulation way more. But I've used the end of a brush handle. I think everyone has. Lol I think brushes are MADE to be discreet dildos. Ha ha. Mine was ribbed to so you could grip it good... or for extra texture! Lol.

Also, I went through this phase of wrapping that plastic material you get at wal-mart in neon colors to make bracelets and stuff. I forget what it's called. But it's think little ribbon-like platic stuff in neon colors and I used to wrap pencils and everything I could find in that stuff. I wrapped my mascara tube in a neon green and suddenly it turned into a textured toy! Lol. Those are the only things I ever tried alone, but 5 years ago when my partner and I first started seeing each other he was obsessed with putting things inside me, still is. Lol.

Everything we saw he wanted to put it in. Once he insisted on a beer bottle neck. It was cold and pleasant, but not amazing. He used to set my phone on vibrate and try that, but it really isn't strong enough. I really don't remember anything way out of the ordinary. I discovered sex toys soon enough to keep me from getting too dangerous. Lol
08/16/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Does anybody else think the Clorox Toilet Wand resembles a perfectly shaped giant dildo?
08/16/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Electric fly swatter for spanking. Yes!
08/16/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Hair brush and vibrating tooth brush.
08/16/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
We turned a metal straining spatula into a spanking item. It hurts like hell but it's great.
08/16/2011
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
I love this thread. It's amazing to me that so many of us perverted the same items! I did the vibrating toothbrush thing, jean seams, make up brush handle, shower head--mostly when I was awfully young and wasn't sure what I was fiddling with that felt so good.

One I haven't seen yet: I had a lamp next to my bed, and the bulb gave off quite a bit of heat. I'd use it to heat up whatever I was about to shove down my pants. Hurray prepubescent temperature play!
03/08/2012
Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
My boyfriend at the time used a frozen freeze pop on me, once. Strangest thing I've ever used, but damn. It was pretty nice.
03/08/2012
Contributor: icyqueen icyqueen
A (sugarfree) peppermint candy...
03/08/2012
Contributor: Pirate Pirate
i've used large markers too, and baby cucumbers...
03/09/2012
Contributor: Destri Destri
We made nipple clamps by putting two pencils together with rubber bands... you can adjust the tightness by loosening or tightening the rubber bands. Have used rubber spatulas for spanking. Slapping an ass with a plastic ruler hurts like hell!

I have humped pillows and stuffed animals when I was young, too.
03/09/2012
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Glad to know I have lots of evil twins. I totally did the electric toothbrush thing also
04/06/2012