What's your least favorite toy you've ever used?

Contributor: salaciousrex salaciousrex
Curious
05/14/2011
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Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
LELO Ella. All the reviews of her made her sound glorious, but I just couldn't love her. Other than that, I've loved all my toys...
05/14/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
hmm...I have a few that I hate lol Lelo Ina is so not for me but eww the absolute worst has to be the sea slug link That poor thing is just nasty from the get go.
05/14/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I've posted elsewhere about my much-hated jelly-toy, but since I wasn't even able to really use it, I'd have to say my least favorite out of the ones I've used is the Passion Double Play link . Just didn't get much of anything out of it, and the second time I went to use it, something inside started crackling rather alarmingly. Took back the batteries and haven't touched it since.
05/14/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
My least favorites would have to be the Flirty Plush Magic Ball and LAYAspot!
Following close behind would be Johnny VixSkin.
05/14/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Lucid Dream #14 was just too horrible!
05/14/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by MaryExy
LELO Ella. All the reviews of her made her sound glorious, but I just couldn't love her. Other than that, I've loved all my toys...
I had the same problem! I've tried so hard to love the Ella, but to me she is just a regular dildo.
05/14/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Oh man this is difficult! The worst toy I have EVER received was a freebie from EF, the First Sight Love. I knew I would never bring it NEAR my body, so I gave it so I gave it to my sister as a gag gift. She and I struggled to open the battery compartment but after fifteen minutes of nothing, gave up and threw it in the trash.
This is most certainly the worst toy I've owned, but my least favorite toy to use is actually the Turbo Glider. There is nothing really "wrong" with this toy but I can't get it to work for me at all, just nothing! It has the wrong frequency vibrations, they aren't in the right places and it randomly breaks then magically works again. I've considered tossing it but I keep making excuses for this lazy product.
05/14/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
I think the Total Ecstacy Triple Stimulator. Too big (at the time). Jelly. Misplaced clit stimulator and anal stimulator. All around sucky. I've had some other bad ones, though.
05/14/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
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Originally posted by salaciousrex
Curious
anything made of jelly. they begin as fun and then its a nightmare to clean up
05/20/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Any toy made and bought in China that was not exporting quality. Can I say smoking vagina anyone?
05/20/2011