“Holy threesome Batman”

With four hot scenes out of five and plenty of cheesy comical lines like “Holy threesome Batman” there is a perfect mix of good acting and quality porn to be found in this parody of the classic 60’s show. Wonderfully re-created and with attention to the plot aswell as character chemistry.
Published:
Pros
Batgirl and Robins fantastic scene together. Great cheesy acting and highly entertaining!
Cons
First sex scene of the film is boring, mechanical and lacking, Riddlers acting is weak.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
Being a fan of almost any porn with James Deen in it and having recently invested in the Doc Johnson James Deen Silicone Vibrating Cock dildo, I was searching for new porn to watch while enjoying the realistically moulded dildo of the porn star himself, so when I came across Batman XXX - A Porn Parody based on the old 60's television show Batman, I just had to get my hands on a copy.

Convincingly based on the 60’s show, Batman XXX - A Porn Parody stars:

Dale DaBone as... Bathman

James Deen as... Robin

Lexi Belle as... Batgirl

Tori Black as... Catwoman

Evan Stone as... The Riddler

Randy Spears as.... The Joker

Aswell as...

Alexis Texas as... Molly

Kimberly Cane as... Lisa Carson

Andy San Dimas as... Joker’s Moll #1

Dyren Sexton as... Joker’s Moll #2

Levi Cash as... The Bartender

With a special appearance from Ron Jeremy who plays himself


The film starts with what could genuinely be mistaken for a scene from a 60’s television show with both James Deen and Dale DaBone convincing playing their roles of Robin and Batman. The only real give-away here is that it appears the actresses will not be wearing the most accurately copied 60’s style make up and instead are seen wearing heavy lip gloss though I was distracted away from this and immediately quite impressed with DaBones Batman voice which mimics that of 60’s Batman.

After some opening scenes we are treated to a look at the Batmobile speeding off and the opening credits with a montage of 60’s style Batman cartoon imagery which when combined with the sound of typical Batman music really does get you in mood to see this parody.

Sex Scenes:

First:

The first sex scene we see is between Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane) and The Riddler (Evan Stone) and includes the Riddler getting a blow job from Lisa Carson who is locked behind bars, The Riddler then joins her in her cell to continue their scene. Kimberly keeps her vintage bustier and flesh tone stockings on throughout the scene which includes pussy eating, analingus, sex and anal. I have to say that lisa Carson and The Riddler being the least interesting characters for me in this, I wasn’t wowed by the scene and found it to be moodless and mechanical. Of all the cheesy but surprisingly good acting in the film, The Riddlers performance is weak and seems lacking by comparison to the others.

Second:

The second sex scene we see is between Molly (Alexis Texas) and Batman (Dale DaBone). After some cheesy dancing, Molly admits that she has spiked his drink and she can then easily seduce Batman. At first Molly gives Batman a blow job and then climbs on top of him staying in control, but soon Batman shows himself to be surprisingly able to stand up and fuck her doggy style (why is this surprising? well he has just been drugged!) After several changes of position which cut between Molly being on top and Batman being pretty capable and coherent for a man that has been drugged (Molly did tell Batman that his will power is now gone from taking the drug so perhaps this of one of those made up ‘will power specific’ drugs rather than a common date rape drug) batman then ends the scene in Mollys mouth.

Third:

After cutting to some storyline scenes, the third sex scene is then between The Joker (Randy Spears) and the two ‘Joker’s Molls’ characters (Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton) With lots of cock sucking and masturbation from the ‘molls’ as they take turns fucking The joker (Randy Spears) who is actually acting out his character like a pro throughout the scene. I love his maniacal cackle and at the end of the scene he has fun with the character as he grins as he enthusiastically tells the molls “Now remember to smile as you take the load!”
Experience
Fourth:

The fourth sex scene of the film is the one I was eagerly awaiting between Batgirl (Lexi Belle) and Robin (James Deen) who both seem well cast and are endearing in their roles. With kissing, heavy petting, analinglus, pussy licking, a blow job and sex in several positions with Batgirl (Lexi Belle) still wearing her cape throughout, this scene while not the longest featured everything I had hoped for. The chemistry between Batgirl (Lexi Belle) and Robin (James Deen) is definitely a factor in making this the best scene of the film for me and moments like Robin helping Batgirl out of her tricky batsuit are charming. There is even a moment where where Kindly Robin helps Batgirl after she gets caught up in her cape mid sex scene. Robin as a lover is attentive and unlike the first sex scene of the film between Lisa Carson and The Riddler, there is certainly nothing mechanical or lacking about this scene.

Fifth:

After more storyline time, the fourth sex scene starts with Robin (James Deen) shouting “Holy Threesome Batman!” the threesome between Catwoman (Tori Black), Robin (James Deen) and Batman (Dale DaBone) begins with Batman and Robin in their expected roles, with Batman having his cock sucked and Robin eating out Catwomans ass and toying with her pussy before fucking her while she sucks Batman. This decent length of scene continues with Batman and Robin basically switching back and forth taking turns between fucking and being sucked. Contrasting the sweet Batwoman from the last scene, Catwoman has a thing for dirty talk and the scene ends with both men in turn coming in Catwomans mouth.

Overall Impression:

Overall I have to say I was surprised by the quality of both acting and production of this film. It has a genuine 60’s feel to it and most roles are well cast. With the exception of Lisa Carson and The Riddler, I felt all other characters worked well and the same thing can be said about the five sex scenes. While the first sex scene of the film between Carson (Kimberly Kane) and The Riddler (Evan Stone) was mechanical and lacking, all four other scenes were enjoyable with a sense of mood and some great cheesy acting thrown in too.

Robin and Batgirl are charming together and Batman has both the voice and character down well. The Joker is fun, likable and maniacal during his scenes and the ending scene of a Batman and Robin threesome with Catwoman at the end is just perfect as the ending note.
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  • Contributor: Stinkytofu10
    Great review, thank you!
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    Thank you for the review
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    Thanks for the review, I really enjoyed this one myself
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