Holy Threesome Batman! Batman & Robin Get Down and Dirty!

This is my favorite porn movie, I will personally be surprised if I ever fine one I like as much. I have seen this movie several times and can't wait to watch it again. I orgasm multiple times every time I watch this movie. It keeps in reality with the Batman 1960s TV show. I just hope that there is a sequel.
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Pros
Keeps in reality with the 60's TV show.
The actors were great.
Cons
The anal scene with Bruce's fiance and the Riddler.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I first had the opportunity to view this movie before purchasing it for free. Once I saw it I just had to buy it. I used an Eden Fantasys gift card I had to purchase this, it was worth every cent. For a porn parody I was amazed at all the effort that the cast & crew went into making this as similar to the 60's Batman TV show as they possibly could. I am a die hard fan of the 60's Batman TV show so naturally when I found out there was a porn movie based on the show I just had to see it.

The movie begins with Bruce & Dick sitting in the Wayne living room playing a quadruple game of chess. Bruce's snobby fiance walks in and carries on a conversation with Bruce. Then she leaves and as she is walking down the hallway she is captured by the Riddler. She screams and Dick asks Bruce did you hear that Bruce? I laughed when Bruce said "oh judging by the time of day that it is it's probably just Alfred groping Aunt Harriet". I found that so funny that Bruce would actually not only say something like that but that he would actually say that to young Dick.

Bruce's fiance begins having sex with the Riddler while she is in her cell and the Riddler is on the outside. After she is done sucking his penis he then comes into the cell. He eats her pussy, then they have vaginal sex in several different positions and he then fucks her anally. I am so glad this is the only anal sex scene since I think anal sex is just gross.

Then, Batman has sex with the Joker and Riddler's girl Molly after his drink is drugged which makes him loose his will. He has do to exactly as Molly says. She says before I take you to the Joker and Riddler I am going to have some fun with you first Batman. So she leads him over to the couch where they have intercourse.

We then see Robin & Batgirl racing off to find the Joker to see if he will them where Riddler's hideout is so they can find Batman. As Robin & Batgirl are climbing the wall she falls back onto Robin and asks him "is that a Batarang in your pocket?" Robin tells her "to keep her hands on the rod" he quickly corrects himself and says rope. They enter the building and then spy on the Joker.

The Joker is sitting in a recliner and his two girls are offering to give him a body rub down. He loves the idea. So the Joker and his two girls start having sex. Robin quickly covers Batgirl's eyes and says "this spectacle is nothing for a lady to see". She quickly shoves his hand away and says "don't be silly Robin it's hot". So the two watch while the Joker & his girls have sex. After Joker is done having sex Robin says "holy popshot the Riddler had better bring Batman soon". Batgirl looks at him and says "or what you're going to show me why they call you Boy Wonder". Her line is my favorite one in the entire movie. Robin responds "well when you put it that way". The two stand up and start kissing. They then perform oral on each other then intercourse. After Robin cums the Catwoman's henchman shows up and says "nice one Boy Wonder looks like you let the bird out of the cage".

The Joker tries to persuade Catwoman to have sex with him, she refuses which insults the Joker. Then Batman & Bruce's fiance Lisa are brought in by the Riddler to the Joker's room. Shortly after Batman & Lisa are brought in Robin & Batgirl are brought in. The Catwoman gets upset when Joker changed the plan that they had. When Catwoman found out Joker was going to make Batman & Robin vanish she quickly untied Batman telling him that he owed her big time for this. Batman, Robin & Batgirl beat up the bad guys. Batman told Batgirl she could bring them to justice and that he and Robin personally would handle Catwoman. Batman & Robin debated on what to do with her even though she was evil but she did save their lives. So Catwoman made the suggestion (with body language) that she wanted to have sex with both of them. Robin looked over at Batman and said "holy threesome". Batman said exactly. I think this sex scene was the hottest out of all of the sex scenes.
Experience
I just love this Batman parody. I hope that since the movie ended in a cliff hanger that the cast and crew will get back together for a second one. I have watched this several times while masturbating and orgasmed several times. My favorite sex scenes are the ones with Robin & Batgirl and the threesome with Batman, Robin & Catwoman. I can't remember ever loving a porn movie as much as I love this one. My husband (Maxinator did not like it he said it was because he did not like the 60's Batman TV show.

So on a final note if you love the Batman 60's TV show and you love porn then you will probably love this porn parody. I highly recommend this porn parody if you like the TV show but if you only like Batman and not the 60's TV show then you probably won't like this.
Follow-up commentary
I still love this movie; it was worth the money. I am glad to have it in my collection. If you love Batman, I suggest getting this.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: KnK
    Nice detailed review. Definitely want to check this out (My roommates would love this. lol)
  • Contributor: CS2012
    Glad you liked the review. It would have been more detailed but EF made me reduce the amount of words I had written.
  • Contributor: Kkay
    Appreciate the details on how the plot is broken down in each scene.
  • Contributor: married with children
    sounds like a great movie. Good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: Emma
    Awesome review
  • Contributor: winterseve
    I love Batman and this sounds like a perfect movie to entice me and my husband.
  • Contributor: badk1tty
    Aside from more than a few punctuation errors, your review was great, and I'm sure for people who enjoy this style of movies, it's great. I'm not sure it's my bag, though.
  • Contributor: CS2012
    @badk1tty,

    Thank you for explaining to me what I could do to improve my future reviews. I wish more EF users would tell reviewers what they can do to improve their writing if something needs to be corrected.

    Thanks.
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    I need this in my life...
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    I enjoyed this as well, thanks for the review
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