Pirates by Digital Playground - review by OhMy!

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Yarr Mayteys...Shipwreck Ahead.

It's Pirates of the Caribbean, only with some sex in the middle. Not bad for an all-around or a couples' first porno. But, there are probably others that outshine.
Well produced. Great scenery/sets. Variety of pairings.
Too much spitting. Long drawn-out dialogue scenes. Some female cast members past prime.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Overall, this film is a nice addition to the full-feature all-sex category. The film has a decent budget with nicely-appointed sets, wardrobes, and props to match. This is a nice change from most of the porn flicks that can't seem to buy clean sheets! It's a great film for couples who enjoy a little bit of a plot, while still having some time for hot scenes in between.

There are special features and behind-the-scenes bonus features on the DVD, but they're a 50/50 to us. If the film doesn't impress us, the bonus features usually won't fluff our skirts either.

Now for the drawbacks:
For starters, we agree with some other reviewers that there is a too much spitting. At one point, we started to feel like we were hanging-out in a ballpark dugout over watching a porno! In some cases, we just skipped scenes after seeing enough of it.

Second, we also agree with other reviewers that Evan Stone is an awful actor. He should just stick to what he does best - using his wang. We weren't sure at times, if Evan was trying to be that bad and awkward, or if the director told him do act that way hoping it would add some comedy to the piece.

Third, Jesse Jane is awful. She’s awful looking, awful acting, and has a horrible boob-job. We can't help but think her boobs are nothing but rocks stitched into tube socks - Yuck! We skipped almost all of her scenes because she's a mood killer.

Last, since this is a high-production adult feature, there was plenty of dialogue to flesh-out the plot. However, this often meant the dialogue went a little too long. Combine that with some of the bad acting (as mentioned above), and you have a 5 minute scene that feels like 50! We sometimes found our arousal waning or felt like we had less time for what we watch adult films for – hot, sexy action!
Follow-up commentary
Good for couples, but maybe not the best. After seeing it again, there is still too much spitting. Our opinion of Jesse Jane still stands, as in our original review, and we think the could have made some sexier choices in cast.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Living room
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Genitals
    • Mutual stimulation
  • Blinker
    I totally agree about Jesse Jane! And honestly, she's the reason I've held out watching this for so long.
  • OhMy!
    We wish that they would have cast someone else! Boob-job aside, there are better choices.
  • Mr. E
    Wow, we actually thought this was one of the better adult movies. I mean if your looking for something mainstream with a story and all.
  • OhMy!
    We would agree, it's one of the better ones. It's certainly not the worst - not by a long shot. It's more the thought that if you're going to go all-out, then go all out! Don't short it with the wrong cast!
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  • AMGuidroz
    thanks for the review
  • fromazoo
    Great review!
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