Pirates by Digital Playground - review by RoxyMalone

Pirates Pirates

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A movie, with a lot of sex

If you're looking for a movie to watch as a couple and are nervous or uncomfortable with the idea this would be a good choice. If you're already an avid porn watcher this will probably end up being an enjoyable movie or something you watch with a group of like-minded friends.
Well produced, great scenes and acting
The plot is more riveting than the sex is stimulating.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Pirates was an interesting movie to watch. But I almost would venture to not classify it as porn. It didn't really get me, or anyone else watching it going. It's much more like a movie with a lot of graphic sex scenes. When my boyfriend and I watched it together we actually somehow got engrossed in the plot so we frequently didn't want to stop to have sex, strange, I know. The other time I watched it it was actually with a group of friends, we were looking to have a very sexual night, we did, but the movie was just background noise: no one watched it and it's not what started us going.

However, I will say that it probably would be a great video for a couple to watch together, particularly if they feel uncomfortable about the idea of watching porn together. It is great quality with excellent acting, plot, and sex scenes.

Whether for casual entertainment or something to get you going, the movie itself has quite a few flaws. First of all, everyone is spitting on everyone. So if spitting turns you off, be forewarned, almost every sex scene has someone spitting. It is obviously a high budget film with the actors to suit. The girls all look incredibly fake, if you're not into tiny girls with big silicone breasts, or you're afraid of feeling overshadowed, go somewhere else. The dialogue was often something to be desired. I'm not sure if they were intentionally trying to be funny sometimes or if it just happened, but expect to laugh at least a few times. Also the chemistry of the actors is something to be desired. It seems like the girls were into what they were doing much more than the guys, who looked like someone getting paid to have sex.

I would never go without saying all the strengths of the film. It's easy to watch, you don't need to be afraid of anything really strange to happen. There is a lot of dialogue, which may be a con as well, but it means that if you're nervous about watching this with someone or someone hearing that you're watching porn that there is plenty of time where there isn't sex. It's incredibly high quality video. While the dialogue is some times something to be desired the acting is actually pretty good and the sex scenes are nicely varied.
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  • married with children
    good first review, thanks. welcome to eden. This is a movie that has been on my wish list for some time now. thanks for the info.
  • ellieprobable
    This movie always looked like campy fun. Thanks for the review!
  • fromazoo
    Great review!
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