Anything but a massager...

Overall, I would have to say this toy is best used by beginners. Advanced anal toy users are going to want to look elsewhere for higher intensity products. It's a great deal for the price, and would make a good "first" anal toy. Hits the P-spot dead on, and the curve seems to be just the right angle to fit anyone comfortably. The only issue is that it isn't intense enough for most, and it's really hard to use solo.
Slim, Good for beginners, Vibrations are at the tip, Adjustable intensity, Easy to care for
May not be thick enough for some, May not be intense enough for some
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Dr. Joel Kaplan prostate massager is pretty self-explanitory. It is used to massage the prostate gland in a male's anus. However, this could also potentially be a good anal toy for a female. You can insert this toy into the anus, and gently move it in a back and forth motion while pressing down. You can also get a little more rough, depending on what you or your partner prefers.

I think this toy is simple enough for beginners, but advanced users should really look elsewhere if they are trying to find something new and intense. The stimulation of this toy is rather light, and an advanced user would not get much out of it except maybe for some foreplay.

Aside from use anally, this makes a great G-Spot/Clitoral massager as well. Like I said, the intensity isn't the best, but it works. Very similar to the Waterproof Pixies Mini G. Almost the exact same toy as a matter of fact.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The material of this toy is purely made of food grade plastic. This means it is non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalates-free, and latex free. No jelly, which is great. That gives this toy a safety rating of an 8 out of 10. This is a huge plus for any sex toy.

This toy has no scent, which my fiance and I found to be really awesome. A lot of anal toys come right out of the box harboring some sort of jelly/latex-like smell that never goes away. We've even had a few plastic toys that smell horrible.

The material is really smooth, and there were not very many imperfections that are at all painful. On the tip we did find this little piece of plastic sticking out (probably forgot to smooth it down during production) but it was really no big deal. My fiance and I get toys like this a lot, and we were able to file it down easily with a nail file.

My fiance said that he does personally wish that this toy had a "velvet touch" coating, or some sort of matte finish. He thinks it would have really made the vibrations and massage feel a lot better, and much more intense. He feels that this massager was just too slippery for him.

The massager is firm, and has no bend to it. This isn't a huge deal, because when you're using a toy or prostate massage, you don't always want such a bendy material. Plus, there's a nice little curved bulb on the end which makes up for all of that.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy has a pretty basic design. As I mentioned, it is a lot like a G-Spot massager. The shaft is quite slim, being only 5/8" in diameter and 2" in circumference. The entire toy itself is 7.5" long, with an insertable length of 6.5". You have a good amount of room to roam around, but the curve is going to keep you from getting too far in there without being uncomfortable.

The Dr.Joel Kaplan prostate massager is easily controlled by a dial base. It is quite loose, and if you're getting too rowdy it has the potential to turn the intensity down on accident. That is why I suggested a slower massage.

The entire toy itself is transparent, and you can see right through it. My fiance jokes that it looks cheap, but I find it to look kind of cool. I guess that is just a personal opinion.

What is really nice about this toy is that all of the vibration is located at the tip, where it really needs to be. Sometimes you end up with those toys that hold all the vibration in the shaft, and you get little to no pleasure out of it. I have to give Cal Exotics some props for this feature.

The size of this toy is great for all users, and especially great for beginners who are still unsure of what they like. If you're one of those who does not like the idea of thick dildos/vibrators inside of your bum, this is the one for you!

There is obviously no realistic look to this toy, making it quite discreet. You can easily say this is some sort of back massager and get away with it. Unless, of course, the person you're lying to owns one! Very good for travel, and fits easily into luggage without taking up much room at all.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play


For performance, I have to give this toy only 3 "vrooms". This is usually enough to satisfy most people, but my fiance and I really like at least a 4. It didn't stimulate him enough to climax and definitely didn't do the job for myself.

The vibrations, as I mentioned previously, are at the tip where you need them most. This is a plus for anybody. I found this toy to be good only for anal foreplay. It was enough to get my fiance horny and ready to shag, but it wasn't enough to fully satisfy him. We ended up having to actually use one of our old vibes to finish him off.

The vibration is pretty quiet for the most part. That is, once it is inside of you... and your doors are closed. If you use this thing in a bathroom, have a roommate, or live in an apartment, you are screwed as far as sound goes. I have thin walls, which might have contributed to this effect. It is comparable to a phone with heavy vibration. The intensity of vibration is controllable using the dial. So if you need to quiet things out, simply turn the knob to your desired intensity.
    • Controllable intensity
    • Easy to use
    • Somewhat weak

Care and Maintenance

As far as cleaning, this toy is very very easy. There are no deep crevasses or any areas that need to be scrubbed too much. You can wash this plastic with any toy cleaner, or simply use antibacterial soap and warm water. Isopropyl alcohol wipes also work great if you're on-the-go and need a quick way to clean your toy. If you get any undesirable bodily fluids, just scrub it down with a designated toothbrush and voila!

Storing is a breeze. Since this toy is pretty hard to break (unless, of course, you step on it) you can store it just about anywhere. In a dresser drawer, toy pouch, toy box, bathroom, etc. It's definitely up to you. However, plastic can break, so take a bit of caution as to where you leave this massager lying around.

As far as powering this little guy up, you're going to need 2AAA batteries. Luckily for you, this toy is not a battery guzzler. 2AAA batteries lasted us about 5 or 6 sessions of 30 minute play. It is actually still powered up but we didn't like the toy too much so we haven't been using it. You should always store your toys without the batteries in it, only because batteries can run out quicker that way.

This massager is easily compatible with all types of lubricants; Oil, Water, or Silicone based. So you wont have to search around and buy any specific lube. Just use whatever is comfortable for you.
    • Compatible with all lubricants
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This product came in a clear, flimsy plastic snap case. It can be opened easily without any scissors or cutting. There is a paper insert that says the following:

"Prostate Massager.

Angled for Ultimate Contact.

Multi-speed Vibrations.


Endorsed by Dr. Joel Kaplan."

As you can tell, it's pretty minimal as far as packaging goes. I personally wouldn't gift this toy in its package alone because it is not at all decorative. Wrapping paper or a nice bag would be a must for me. You can, however, keep the package for a somewhat protective storage case. You'd probably want to trash the paper insert for discretion. The packaging is recyclable, so be sure to do so if you plan on throwing it away!
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I cannot stress enough that this toy should be used with a lot of lube. Nothing extremely watery, and something that is going to stay in place without absorbing quickly. Good lubricants for anal would be almost anything from KY, Maximus, or any Sliquid lubricant. The toy itself isn't at all painful, but you want to be sure that you are properly lubricated, because not all people are naturally wet.


My fiance did not enjoy this product too much. He did like it as a sort of foreplay to more stimulating anal play. This was just a toy to "get him started". He found it to be too thin for his tastes, however we both think beginners would get a lot out of this massager.

The vibrations were not enough for him. He tends to like more intense toys, anywhere from 4 to 5 "vrooms". We didn't like how loud this toy was since I live in an apartment with thin walls. So it wouldn't be too great for roommate living, or if you're trying to keep it down.

Not so great for solo play. It's hard to tell right side up or right side down when inserting this toy yourself, which makes it a little hard to find your P-spot correctly. This massager is best used with a partner, so keep that in mind.
    • Beginners
    • Best used with partner
Follow-up commentary
I have to admit, it sucked to begin with. I stated that clearly in my review. But it sucks even more now because we tried to use it again the other night and give it another shot, and the damn thing just died. Stopped working completely. We didn't even take it near the water, so God knows what went wrong. Horrible choice for a massager...
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  • Contributor: kelaaa33wish
    Thanks for the good review, very informative.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Good review. This sounds like just an okay toy. I think I'll pass.
  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    @ZenaidaMacroura: Yeah, it's literally just "okay". Not something I'm handing out to friends. Maybe for a beginner it would be nice, but it isn't intense enough to get the job done for my fiance.
  • Contributor: M121212
    Hey, great review. I think I'll pass this toy by
  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    @Silvi: Thanks for reading, glad I could be of help to you
  • Contributor: underHim
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Trysexual
    Great review.
  • Contributor: Mr. E
    Oh my, thanks for the warning! Great review.
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