Ah...where to start? I suppose I should start from the beginning, where any good story starts. I was browsing one day for something to add a little excitement to the usual. You know, the usual toy sessions, filled with vibrations and orgasms. It does grow boring after a while. But I digress, I was browsing the internet and came across this little guy. I figured he'd be a nice fit and threw him in my cart with some lube, any anal toys best friend. And then I waited.

I waited and waited, anxious to meet with my new friends, my new colleagues! And one day, a rather dreary day, they finally arrived. Nestled safe inside a box was the Classic Butt Plug Junior, along with his partner in crime, some lube. (She asked to remain nameless.) Now, it was the middle of the day and I didn't have time to attend to business just yet. I had things to do! Food to cook, dishes to wash, the monotonous housework every young gal finds herself doing day after day. Before long, however, the sun went down, the lights went off and it was time to get to know my new friends.

Some stuff happened and it was pretty awesome. Anyways, I felt that this toy, after all the build up, was a bit of a let down. It wouldn't stay in! I thought that was the point of a plug; it stays in until you're done. It goes in nice, comes out nice, but doesn't stay in well. It also has an odd smell when you first open it, which kind of put me off a bit at first. Instead of being intimidated by a plastic-y smell, I stuck it in a condom and gave it a whirl. And I was disappointed.

In all, I didn't enjoy this product. It was a hassle and a bit "meh" for me.

So, I figured I'd follow up now. I finally got around to actually cleaning out my toy box and I'm getting rid of what I don't use and what doesn't work anymore. I've finally thrown this smelly thing away. It was never meant to be, my friend.