Metal Worx Mr. Smooth - steel wand by Pipedream - review by married with children

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Is this a weapon or a toy?

Overall this was a bust. It is way too heavy. So heavy it could be used for a weapon. It is made from a poor choice in materials, polished steel. It did not really preform well at any task we gave it. Well that's not 100% true. It does make a good paperweight, kind of.
its pretty?
too heavy for its size, did not really work for anything, bad material
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


We were not really sure what this would work best for when we purchased it. We just knew that it looked interesting and wanted to give it a try. Come to find out it works best for p-spot play. The bulbous head that is, works best for p-spot play. It can work for g-spot play, but we found that it was not that good at it. If it were curved, it might do a better job at g-spot play. We found that it works great at temperature play. It is also waterproof, and can be used in the shower or tub. Although I would be cautious about using it around water, as it is not stainless steel. You can use any type of lube with this.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This is made from high quality polished steel, not stainless steel. Which is not something I am too happy about. The price of this toy should have included something made of stainless. This is also nickel free and nonporous. So that is a good thing, as it should stay looking brand new for a few years, if taken care of after each use. There is no texture to this, it is completely smooth. I could not even find a seam on the surface.

There is no scent or flavor to this toy. Because of the claim of being nonporous, it should never pick up any scents or flavors. Just make sure to clean it after each use to keep it looking and feeling brand new.

Anyone from a sex toy beginner to a expert can find a use for this dildo. The beginners just need to remember that this is a very rigid toy and can cause bruising when used too hard. And could cause some broken toes if dropped on them.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

As you can tell from the product picture, this is a weird design. It is like a cross between a g-spot dildo and a butt plug. Maybe even a touch of a kegel toy design tossed in the mix. It is interesting, which is why we wanted to try it out.

This has a overall length of 6 inches. The bulbous end is about 1 1/8 in diameter and the same in length. The opposite end is about 1 1/4 inches in diameter at its widest and about 3 1/2 inches long. The small neck separating the two ends is about 1 inch long and about 3/8 inch in diameter.

This thing is heavy. And I mean heavy. It weighs a pound. That is a lot for such a small toy. It can cause some damage if dropped on a foot, or a tile floor. So use caution when carrying this around and using it.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic


Like I stated above, this worked best as a p-spot toy. It was not great at it, but it did work. It works as a good warm up toy, before you move on to something that will take you to the edge. I don't like that fact that this was not made from stainless steel. I am worried about getting it wet, and how it reacts to different lubes and bodily fluids. So far we have not had a problem, its the long haul that worries me.

I don't see this getting much use in our bedroom. We already have nice high quality p-spot and g-spot toys. So this wont get any use in those areas. This might work for some as a butt plug, even though it did not for us. It just falls out, which is no surprise when looking at its shape.

The only other area we could think of to use it was as a kegel toy. It is just way too heavy and too short for this. It only has the one bulb, making it kind of useless as a kegel tool.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

This does not come with any care instructions. SO I am having to take a educated guess with this. If this where stainless steel, I could tell you how to care for this with no worries about you causing it any problems. But because this is made from polished steel, and I have not had it for years; I am unsure if my care instructions will be 100% safe for the long term care of this toy.

With that being said, I clean this with soap and warm water. It is nonporous, so this should sterilize the toy. I have not noticed any rust or other discoloration on the surface yet, but then it has only been a month or so. I would not suggest boiling it, or putting it in your dishwasher. I would also shy away from a bleach solution, as you have to soak it in the solution for a few minutes. A toy cleaner would be a good option.

I store this in the packaging it came it. It works perfectly for storage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


This came in a nice latch top box. It has foam inside, with a portion cut out into the shape of the toy to keep it snug during shipping and storage. It is a nice package. I would suggest you keep it for storage use. I cant tell if it is made from aluminum or a hard plastic. It has a aluminum feel to it, but I could be wrong.

It is not discreet. It has a huge picture of the dildo on the top of the lid. The bottom of the package has a bit about the dildo and pipedream. You can pull the paper off of the lid, which helps to hid what is inside. We pulled the label off so that we could sit it on the dresser without worrying about the kids seeing it.

This came with no instructions. Which is a shame. I always find it a nice extra when a company sends its toys out with care instructions. I feel that they want to keep you around as a long term customer, and they want you to get the most out of your toy.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
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  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Sorry to hear it did not work for you, thanks for sharing!
  • VeganChick (is Gone)
    Thanks for the review, but FYI, soap and water does not sterilize.
  • sunkissedJess
    Wonderful review, thanks for sharing
  • FieryRed
    Thanks for telling us about this! I was about to make the same point VeganChick made--soap and water will kill SOME bacteria, but will not make a toy sterile. Boiling temperature, alcohol, or bleach is needed for sterilization.
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Thanks for your review.
  • SydneyScreams
    thanks for the review! sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • Chastity Darling
    Thanks for your review!
  • Trysexual
    Thanks for sharing.
  • edeneve
    thanks for the review. love the idea of using it as a weapon. lol!
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