When I received a package containing the Love Pacifier Teardrop|Love pacifier™ teardrop by California Exotic recently, I was quite excited. Though this toy is listed as a prostate massager|Prostate massagers, I’ve seen reviews by women for the toy on other sites, and I wanted to give it a try.

When I pulled the package out of the box, I checked to see if there were any tips for use… there weren’t. Now, I know what you’re thinking:

“why do you need instructions? You just put it up your butt!”

And while that tip is duly noted, it should also be noted that because of the unique design and various nubs of the Love Pacifier, a set of instructions would have been great.

This little teardrop-shaped toy (I own the purple) is flexible yet firm, with a small handle and ergonomically designed insertable portion. It is made of silicone, which is perfectly suited for ass-play implements; it is easily cleaned and can be sterilized in boiling water.

After washing my new toy with anti-bacterial soap, I let him take a little bath in some hot water to warm the silicone material before use. I settled onto my bed, and lubed the ol’ boy up with some ID Glide|ID glide for comfortable use and insertion. Make sure you use a water-based lubricant with silicone toys, as silicone-based lubes will damage your toy’s material.

The Pacifier held the warmth from the water well, and was easy to insert. However, once I got it inside of me, I noticed an issue. There are two nubs on this toy; one on each side of the handle below the insertable tip (they’re both quite visible in the picture on EdenFantasys). The larger nub, while inserted in a woman, blocks the vaginal opening, thus foiling the insertion of my Rainbow Rider dong|Rainbow riders dildo review. But, not to be outdone by a little silicone nub, I managed to twist the toy inside of me, so that the protrusion was no longer blocking entrance to my eager pussy toy. However, even once I rotated it, the smaller nub does slightly rub against the vaginal opening.

I inserted my delicious dildo, and the subtle yet filling sensation of the Love Pacifier intensified all of the sensations. It also conducted vibrations from my vibe well, especially when I touched it against the Pacifier’s handle.

I had hoped that due to the slimmer profile of this toy, it would be ideally suited for sex with a real-for-real penis. Unfortunately, though, while the toy was very comfortable, the small nub on the handle made it quite unpleasant during actual fucking. It poked somewhat painfully at my sensitive vaginal opening, and we had to stop the action so that I could remove it.

Overall, I would not recommend this toy for women, due to the nubbiness of the handle. However, depending on your particular sexy-time-anatomy, it may be a suitable toy for subtle anal sensation during solo play, or while using a vibe.

So, after trying to figure out how I could milk at least some amount of pleasure out of my new toy, I had, what i considered to be, a brilliant idea.

"My exceptionally handy boyfriend has an exceptionally handy exacto knife;" thought I, "I should engage him to employ it!"

And I did. So, I had my sexy handyman carefully slice off the smaller of the two nubs on the Pacifier's handle. And voila! A functional, pleasurable ass toy with no pokey bits to stab my vagina while gettin' it on.

Hooray!