Alright, so perhaps that was a bit of play on words, HOWEVER, it most definitely does describe the effect this discrete toy has to offer. With a bit of urging and assurance from the wife I bought this as my first prostate toy|Men's pleasure wand. As it was my first experience I was rather pleased to find that it was abstract in design and not something that rivaled the look of my own penis. Less intimidating and easier to handle, and I was not jealous of it. A stark contrast to the feminine products that line our "toy box", so I was happy that this little guy stood out proudly stating, "I am a man's toy." No horrid smell of plastic, though it is as hard and rigid as it looks. A fact I like as it stays its ground when going in and I or my wife do not have to fight because the material is bending.

With a set of new batteries the vibe on this can go from low hum and easy going to hold onto the bed posts and wake the neighbors. A fraction of a noise, but easily drowned out over the sensations it delivers to the prostate, balls, perineum/taint. This was a good size for me, though to be honest as every person is different so are the distances of their spots, but for me this hit everything just fine.

A bit difficult to keep firmly in place, especially if you are using a lot of lube. I did not mind it as much as I am not often using this alone where it could pose a problem. I rather enjoyed having it readjusted every time it wanted to slip. It is made of rubber, so silicone or water based lubes and to make it last longer and to keep it cleaner you can always use a condom with it.

Condom or not the only thing that I was a bit disappointed in was its tendency to slide out.

My wife absolutely loves this little toy and the wicked ways she uses it on me. And to be honest I enjoy every minute of allowing her the pleasure to do so. The first time we used it I was seriously nervous about the entire matter. We had experimented with anal play briefly before, but only just her finger. So needless to say I was both excited and nervous about the entire event. She started with a wonderful blow job and before I knew it she had it lubed and was teasing me with simply the low setting around my balls and the rim. Upon her slowing putting it in, I instantly knew this toy would be my favorite to come, and cum, for a long while.

I was right.

How could I forget to mention the waterproof function. Indeed as the product lists, it is waterproof. Which of course is a fantastic feature. I have not used this particular function as of yet, but from cleaning it one can easily tell by the way it is built that it will easily take on any water it meets.