Thick tool - probe by Doc Johnson - review by charleswifey2011

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Oh WOW Oww!!!

I do not believe this item was worth it but it may result in erotic pleasure for someone else. I thought maybe it would be an exciting experience to try seeing how my hubby and I like anal fun but it turned out to be very disappointing.
There is nothing I can thunk of that was good about this product.
Pretty much everything about this is a con except for the length
Rating by reviewer:
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This unfriendly fellow hurts like hell! It is rock solid and way too veiny. For some it may feel good but it was a bad experience for me. I was never a big fan of the realistic looking dildos. anyhow, For me they do not feel real!

This toy does not vibrate. The texture is what they call veined and it is a beige colored rubber giving it the “real”. It is made of rubber that feels like it has a rock inside! The rubber contains an elastic hydrocarbon polymer, which can be made synthetically or occurs as a milky emulsion in the sap of a number of plants. This rubber is a porous material that has a long lifespan and has exceptional wear resistance. The rubber being porous makes it a product that does not clean well, so a good suggestion would be to use a condom when using and/or cleaning before and after use (as you should anyhow). The material safety is only a three.

Despite my bad first experience with this toy I did try to use it more then once. When I grabbed it out of my “toy chest” I was more then disgusted. All the little fibers from my chest were stuck to it and when I tried cleaning it with some toy cleaner and soap and water the fibers would not come off no matter what I tried. I wasn’t happy with it and am now making sure I do not get another toy that is made of the same material.

This rock hard rubber toy has the following measurements:

Length: 7 ½”
Insertable length: 6”
Circumference: 4 ½”
Diameter: 1 ½”

The thick tool is shaped for a butt plug and is intended for anal play but is not limited to anal fun. If you use it for both pleasures I would clean it thoroughly due to the low level of material safety. This toy is compatible with silicone based and water based lubricants. Also be sure if being used by multiple partners that a condom is applied and a fresh one is used for each partner.
I did not have a good experience with this toy. It is very, very hard and hurts! Although I can not say it would feel the same for everyone because everyone likes different things and feelings. My suggestion is, if you were to use this, make sure to apply a lot of lubricant!
Follow-up commentary
My opinion about this product has not changed at all. My experience with this toy was a bad one and continued to stay that way. The fact that it collects every fiber and hair it possibly could was and still is a complete turn off for me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Good for anal
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Can be used vaginally too
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  • Upyourreviews
    Thanks for the info!
  • Zombirella
    This thing just looks scary!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Lubricant is certainly a necessity for anal play, and at 1 1/2" diameter this should be no exception. Sounds like it just didn't have any give to it, though. Hope you can find one that works better for you. Thanks for the review.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Rubber is a pretty awful material. I way prefer silicone especially for anal toys. Thanks!
  • hallelujah
  • Falsepast
    Too bad this one didn't work out for you
  • KRD
  • 425shark
    thank you
  • Kirill1171
  • ViVix
    I wouldn't recommend this for "both pleasures" because it can't be sterilized. However, if you do recommend it for both, you should suggest using a condom (even with only one user) as well.
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