Thick tool - probe by Doc Johnson - review by ErisLaughs

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Thick Tool requires handyman.

If you like the feel of a weighty, firm anal toy, and have a partner to help you (and a condom!) this is definitely worth it.
Thick, realistic anal probe for experienced players
Hard to clean and maintain materials, intense blueberry smell
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I bought this due to the price, and I wanted it specifically for anal play. I am not an anal noob, but the website I initially bought it from (Amazon, I think) did not give me valid information on the diameter. It is a thick tool.

Now, this is NOT a plug. The neck is not small enough for it to stay in place, however, for anal stimulation, if you have the guts for the girth, it is fantastic. I greatly enjoy the feeling of a bulbous head (similar to penises) and it has a weight to it that feels realistic. I love the material's feel, as well.

Perhaps a lady who doesn't have tiny T-Rex arms or isn't as curvy as I am could use it alone, but the shaft is not stiff enough for me to insert it myself without some serious wrestling. However, using it with a partner (possibly for double penetration, especially doggy style where he can manipulate the toy for you) works marvelously.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

It has a slight spring to it to the touch, and is of realistic shape and weight. This is like a big cock. The smell, to me, is off-putting, because it makes everything around it smell like blueberries, and I have a sensitive nose. The material is TERRIBLE about picking up lint. I sew drawstring bags made of synthetic windbreaker type material for my toys, and that goes a long way keeping these clean. DO NOT let these toys touch each other, they will leech into other toys. As always, use condoms with porous toys if intended for anal use, switching between anal and vaginal (this could be used effectively vaginally) or sharing. The shaft is springy, not rigid, and while that is a bonus to the purpose, again, it makes it difficult to insert as the head is bulbous (like a real cock.)
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

You will probably need to prepare yourself before using large bulbous-tipped toys, but it does offer the realism that real cocks have when entering and spreading your precious opening. The taper creates a wonderful sensation sliding in and out, and the "veins" offer just enough of a bumpy ride.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


This performs admirably with help. Perhaps it's just my tiny reach, but I could not manage this on my own. However with help, and a lot of lube, it squirmed as I did, and absolutely blew my mind. I really wish I could use it solo.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Please store it in a lint-free bag. Synthetic bags work well, or plastic boxes. My suggestions to clean, rinse it off with water, then soap it up and rub all of the lint and debris towards one end, dry off with something similar to microfiber or other non-lint fabric (or let air dry, if you have that sort of space to leave giant dongs lying about) and then wipe down with a toy-friendly cleaner.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
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    Thanks for reviewing!
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    very good start at reviewing.
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