Thick tool - probe by Doc Johnson - review by Jaxxie Lifeless

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Virgins Beware!

This toy is one I'm very glad I bought. Most times you pay for a toy and complain that it's worth less than what you bought it for, but NOT THIS ONE. The price is right! After its test run, I was actually surprised it was only ten bucks. As simple as the toy is, I would have paid 12 or 14 bucks; I like it that much. What's different about this one is how firm and heavy it is, which feels AMAZING inside you. This was most definitely worth every penny.
fat and huge head
The toy is HARD, Makes for a good hard fuck!
the smell
Horizontal ridges!
Some of the ridges were painful, mostly just the ones that weren't perfectly horizontal.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
My absolute favorite part of this toy, which you probably already guessed, is the beautiful bulging head! Personally, I find the head to be the best part. As soon as that head enters you, you know you're going to have some satisfying fun! The ridges are a huge plus.

I used it for both anal and vaginal play, but my ass was NOT prepared for this. My backdoor virginity is now LONG gone (no pun intended). If you are going to use it anally, just be sure you can handle it. Not only is it very, very thick, but it's HARD and heavy too. So this cock will NOT take is easy on you. Hard and heavy don't have sympathy, honey.

Remember to ALWAYS use lube. Yes, even if it's being used vaginally. This toy is FAT, you will need lube. And if you know you will be using it a while, KEEP THE LUBE NEAR. Being a fat toy, that lube can easily disappear fast. And feel free to use silicone-based or water-based lube because this isn't silicone. I personally use water-based anyway (which everybody should, in my opinion, because it's better overall).

It has a strange scent to it that isn't bad, nor is is delicious. It's just a scent, kind of fruity. Which surprised me, but hey, better than smelling like a condom. It's very, very easy to clean, no trick to it. Be sure to set it somewhere safe when you're done though, setting this thing down just anywhere can easily pick up small hairs and dust and such.

Overall, this is my favorite toy right now. The head is really the deal clincher for me! Nothing turns me on more than that first penetration, so that fat head just makes it a hundred times better. I could fuck myself all night with this fact, I have! The bottom of the toy makes it a comfortable position to keep your hand in while you hold it. Shame it doesn't have a suction cup, but that's understandable, this toy is HEAVY, as I've said before.
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My Thick tool tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Good for anal
    • P-spot
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