Blush UR3 anal starter - probe by Doc Johnson - review by ~LaUr3n~

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Spin it Around Like a Helicopter!

You will likely have more fun bouncing this off tables and whipping it around than inserting it since it is way to soft to feel. A tampon does more justice than this pitiful excuse for an anal starter. You can't even use it anally!
Won't hurt you, smells nice
Material is far too plush, too flexible, too bendy, too porous, too hard to maintain, too...
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Blush UR3 Anal starter is nothing of the can't be used anally because it is so incredibly plush and soft that it just bends and smushes into itself. While I wish I had gotten this when I was first trying toys-it would have been great as a beginner dildo just for curiosity, it is absolutely useless to me now. I got it because I have loved UR3 material in other toys. Apparently, in a toy this thin, the UR3 material just doesn't hold up...literally. I can recommend this as a gag gift, or as a vaginal probe for someone knew to toys, someone who has a very sensitive or tight vaginal canal, or for those who may have just had surgery because this probe can't hurt you no matter how hard it tries.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

Ultra Realistic 3.0 also known as UR3 has been used in products ( a mot of male masturbators) to mimic real skin. Unfortunately, I have learned with this toy, that if the shape is slim it is just too flexible. Imagine this: I take it out of the package and hold it straight up. Without me even doing ANYTHING it starts to flop around uncontrollably! You can whip this around your head like a helicopter. For real. So, the good thing about this material is that is can't ever hurt you. It is that soft. Bad thing is, you won't feel, well...anything. This material is of a new anti-bacterial Sil-A-Gel formula and is latex and cadmium free. It is EXTREMELY porous though(even though it is a mix of PVC and silicone). You absolutely need to sue a condom with this if sharing and I would also use one even if you are just using it by yourself. The dong also has a sweet smell of stripper to it. This can be a good or bad thing I guess. I actually like it. -blush-
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The Blush UR3 "Anal" Starter is realistic is shape. It has a phallic head, subtle veins, and even the major vein down the underside. The head is pronounced and is tinted pink while the rest the toy has a frosted glass look which is really pretty (until the material starts to go hay wire). The base thins and then flares out but doesn't suction. This could fit in a harness if you have a small enough o-ring, but this is way to floppy to be good for second party thrusting. It is 6" long and about 4 1/2" of insertable length. The circumference is pretty steady throughout the 4 1/2" at 3 1/4" around (~1" in diameter).

This is not discreet because it is so phallic shaped and since the material is so high maintenance and fragile, I don't recommend traveling with it since it is very sensitive to temperatures.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic
    • Realistic


Simply put this is less noticeable than a tampon. The super soft material makes this comfortable...too comfortable. Anally, it is pretty much an impossibility. It makes it very hard to insert and with lubricant, the material becomes a slippery hard to control mess. You can get it in vaginally with little effort and thrusting is okay (if you can grip the floppy base) but it still doesn't fell like much at all. This won't hit any g-spot or p-spot if you are lucky enough to get this in you. Honestly and sadly, there really isn't much else to say. This thing just doesn't have the density to do anything but be...just be.
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

Even when using condoms with this toy, it also needs a lot of care. Before and after use, it needs to washed with warm water and soap. When it dries a non Talc powder (like cornstarch) should be sprinkled on it to keep its nice and soft feel. Do not store it near silcione based toys or those of jelly. Actually, just keep this guy separate no matter what. The material is so temperamental that heat can also melt it, so keep it in a cool and dry place. Oh, and also only use water based lubes. What a pain in the ass!
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


The packaging is huge for this toy! There is like 6" of free space to the top of the snap to close plastic case, 2" on each side, and and inch below it. The case takes up a ridiculous amount of space for how small the dildo is. The front has large lettering and the background is pink. The back doesn't have much info either but does give you the info for where to get warranty information.
    • Recyclable


Need less to say, this was a flop...literally. I am giving it 1 star. It might be useful to the few I mentioned at the beginning of my review, but for the majority this won't do any sort of arousing. It is more fun to squeeze in my hand and whip around than try to use as a toy. I have not given up though. I want to try this material again but in a larger toy like one of the toy I have linked as similar products below.
Follow-up commentary
I found no use for this dildo in any capacity. It never even made it in my toy chest. Because it is so porous, I had used a condom, but I can't see it being of much use to any of my friends. It kindly made its way to the garbage without any fuss.
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  • ~LaUr3n~
  • aphroditelady
    I had the same experience. Shame.
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  • darkkitty
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  • carenautilus
    Bleh, horrible toy. Great review, though!
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • Cookie Monster Mike
    great review
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • Hibangel
    useful, thanks!
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • Falsepast
    Jeez, its that bad...i think i'll pass
  • rainbowponymagic
  • Talena
    Great review as usual...let me know if you find something small like this in something other than PVC or UR3, please...thanks!
  • ~LaUr3n~
  • molly
    thanks! passing on this one.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    welcome good idea.
  • Artishok
    thank u!
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