If a Barbie doll was anatomically correct, the Tantus Ace would be her butt plug of choice.

Not only is it available in a pretty bubblegum pink, but it’s also oh so aesthetically pleasing, like a flower bud. You could almost leave it out (although I’m not sure what those who’ve never seen a butt plug would think it was).

It’s silicone, which can be boiled or put in the dishwasher for sterilization. (So Barbie could share it with Ken — or P.J.)

And it’s petite, with a three inch insertable length and a one and one fourth inch diameter.

Now, I have had considerably larger things than this in my ass, but this is one area where bigger is not necessarily better.

This would be a friendly choice for a beginner, but frankly, I think small ass toys are more comfortable, more versatile (for double penetration) and every bit as stimulating. They just don’t hurt like larger ones can. But of course, everyone’s ass is different.

And while that might not be true for men, because a small anal toy won’t press against the prostate, I think this plug was made for a woman. At least if you consider the color choices. (Besides pink, it’s available in a lovely purple and basic black. I wonder if there’ll be a new shade for spring?)

I chose this plug because I read that it is impossible to push it out of your ass. Not only do I like a challenge, but I’ve experienced other anal plugs that are supposed to stay in well coming out during activity.

And when you are walking down the street wearing a butt plug, staying in place is a very important feature.

I could not push the Ace out of my ass, either, I am happy to report.

The secret to its success at staying in is its very long and narrow neck (hey, kind of like the neck of a certain fashion doll). The insertable part is not exerting outward pressure, as many other plugs do.

As butt plugs go, this one is a girl’s best friend. The only thing missing is a heart-shaped carrying case. I am sure Barbie would expect one.