My first look at the Tom Putt didn't inspire confidence. The silver, soft silicone butt plug was irregularly colored, as though the liquid silicone hadn't been adequately stirred before it was poured into a mold. But since my ass is more interested in performance than esthetics, I gave the Tom Putt a go. After all, the packaging says the sex toy is made in "the happiest valley in Canada." Maybe the Tom Putt is why.

I spread some lube on the butt plug and as my partner stroked it around my vulva, I thought it felt like a real penis. Smaller than most, but with that lovely smooth, warm texture. My partner slipped the plug into my vagina first, since ass-to-vag play can spread germs. I found it too short to fill me up and too straight for g-spot play; then again, it's a butt plug, not a dildo. I exhaled and relaxed my anal muscles so the Tom Putt could slide in my ass, which it did easily, up to the short neck of the flared base. I'd never used a butt plug before, so I was surprised by the grip my body gave it. That toy wasn't going anywhere, I'll tell you, and perhaps that was the problem. The automatic grip my anus went into wasn't conducive to moving the plug in and out, and spinning it didn't do anything for me. I invited my partner to enter my pussy to see whether we'd enjoy the sensation of double penetration. Hmmm; not so much. The plug was comfortable, but it was just there, taking up space. My honey thrusted a while before saying he'd rather take the plug's place.

A few days later, I tried the butt plug by myself with significantly better results. I lubed up the Tom Putt and inserted it in my backside. I dreamed up a hot fuck-me-up-ass fantasy while rubbing my vulva, and the Tom Putt added an exciting sensation of reality as I enjoyed a great orgasm. Potential buyers should note that the Tom Putt is harness compatible, hypoallergenic, latex free, and it comes in a nice assortment of colors.