Under Your Swirly Spell

Swirled G is very simple and elegant, with a twist. It’s almost gorgeous enough to just sit on your nightstand as decoration. Its bulbous head and bent neck is perfect for both g-spot stimulation as well as p-spot stimulation. The swirl spirals down the shaft, and adds the perfect amount of texture during thrusting. I would be on the cautious side when thrusting this thing, because glass is very unforgiving, and you will break before it does (don’t want to bruise those tender bits, unless you like that sort of thing). Because of the simplicity with the added texture, it would work very well for anyone with a passion for glass. This was my first glass toy, and I would hand out flyers on it if I could! It’s not an intimidating toy by any sense of the word. It has a wonderful asymmetrically flared base for anal play, and it doubles as a great handle that’s easy to hold onto for vaginal use.

Glass is about as hard as you can get with sex toy material. But the smooth finish leaves a lot of room for creativity, cue swirls! The swirls on this toy add so much to the performance. They are quite pronounced on the shaft, but not so much that they would scare off any anal players or less experienced toy users. The swirls on this toy are part of what made it so fantastical for me, because they really add to the sensation at the opening of your vagina or ass when thrusting. In the case of this one, a little texture goes a long way!

The design of this toy is great! It is so simple, yet so effective. It has a beautiful continuing swirl that goes all the way down the shaft. The shaft itself has a slight wave to it, with a more pronounced bend at the neck, and it ends in a mid-sized bulb. It has somewhat of a phallic appearance in an abstract sort of way, and I think it totally adds to the appeal of the toy.

The toy is 7 inches long, with 6 1/2 inches insert-able, and it is 1 3/8 inches in diameter, and weighs a whopping 1/2 pound! While I think the size is maybe a little larger than average, the smoothness makes up for the girth. It's very easy to insert, and with even a tiny amount of lube, it slides almost effortlessly.

This toy performs way better than expected! Insertion is easy peesy, and once I got used to the interesting feel of the swirls at the entrance of my vagina, I went to town on my g-spot. It zeroed in on it and hit it every time (BULLS EYE!). Swirled G had me squirting in 30 seconds flat! The only complaint I have, and it's entirely my own fault, is if you get too crazy with the thrusting, you will find yourself very sore the next day.

Cleaning this toy will be super easy. Tempured glass is non-porous, phthalates-free, and hypoallergenic. While it's best to be extremely careful with glass, I have heard of people dropping glass toys (accidentally), and the toys have survived. You should always make sure to carefully inspect your glass every time you intend to use it, for cracks or chips of any kind. It is best stored in some sort of cushy place where it won't get knocked around too much.

It is completely sterilizable, so go ahead and throw it (gently!) in the microwave or top shelf of the dishwasher (no soap allowed), boil it, or use a 10% bleach solution on it as well! It's also compatible with any lube you want to use with it.

The packaging was rather plain and not what you would expect from something so amazing. It came in a plain black cardboard box, and the dildo was encased in ugly off white foam, held in place by twist ties. Blah!

This was my first glass toy, and now I'm obsessed! I had the privilege of trying this one out with my man, and we both enjoyed this toy so much, I'm sure it will become a necessity during our bondage scenes. We had so much fun watching this toy make me squirt we totally forgot about the porn running on TV. There should be a disclaimer somewhere on the box: No Porn Required!