Swirled G - glass dildo discontinued by WHK GmbH - review by Cas A Nova

This toy can be used both vaginally and anally for great results.


My favorite way to use this toy is to lay back and use a lot of lube on the thick head, then slide the bulbous head in and just tilt the curve up towards my G-spot. I would not recommend turning the toy about too much, because that can be quite uncomfortable and even painful. From using this as my go-to dildo, its intended positioning is with the larger part of the base pointing down and the bulbous head pointing up.

Thrusting with this toy can be painful without a lot of lubrication because of the curve, the head, and the swirls along the shaft. I do not recommend thrusting unless it is properly lubricated with your favorite lubrication.

However, laying back and gently or roughly angling just the head towards my G-spot has given me many o' moaning orgasms.

When using anally, I prefer to go slowly and work my way down, then move about on it. Again, I do not thrust up and down on this, but rather undulate and rotate my body in a way that provides the most pleasure. To thrust too much with this, once again, causes mild to severe discomfort for me.

Your usage needs may vary, of course. Half of the fun is experimentation!

Being made of glass, this is an extremely body friendly toy. It is phthalates free, odor free, latex free, and free of anything but glass. It's also super smooth and my toy was free from any manufacturing errors like seams that might injure or cracks in the glass. When this glass breaks (from dropping down some apartment stairs, whoops) it breaks into large glass pieces. You definitely don't have to worry about this breaking inside of you.

It's not realistic in feel, but it does have a rather phallic shape which I quite enjoy. However, the swirls and oddly bulbous head take away from any realism it may have been going for, though not to the detriment of this toy.

The material - glass - definitely adds to the stimulation. It's a very heavy toy and when you're pushing it against the spot you want the most stimulation on, that heft definitely helps a lot. The texture is smooth and slick, and with a lot of lube, this is a wonderful addition to your collection and your body.

The design is wonderful when you know how to position it. It's got a lovely look to it. I have, on more than one occasion, accidentally left it out and had a friend tell me it looked beautiful, both with my first purchase and with my second one (after the accidental stairs incident).

The shape is pretty great, actually. It's meant to be used with the larger end of the base pointing down if used vaginally or anally. Using it otherwise for me was quite uncomfortable because of the unforgiving, non-bending shape of this toy and how my body doesn't quite flex enough for it when it's being inserted improperly.

The spirals and the head also helped with vaginal stimulation. Unfortunately, sometimes I found the spirals a bit distracting while playing anally.

But when you put it in right and figure what is most comfortable for you, you can keep on going until it's time to turn out the lights. I've spent many fantasy sessions with just this toy pleasuring me and not had complaints.

This toy is not discreet and you should be cautious about how you travel with it. A year ago, I went to my aunt's for the summer and they searched my bag BECAUSE this toy was in it and it looked suspicious. If you travel with this toy, I would make sure that you put it in a bag, carefully, so that you are not carrying it on with you. Or carry it on and be less mortified than me if they unpack your bag in front of you to see what that strange shape is...

The best thing about this toy is how easy it is to clean, how it doesn't smell, and how it doesn't take a lot of thrusting. You just maneuver it up and down, or side to side, depending on your preferences.

It is harness compatible as well, which makes it super valuable with me and my partners.

When you figure how to use it (it took me a few days, given that this was my first manufactured dildo) it performs well and brings me to the precipice nearly every time, even without clitoral stimulation. Anally it was also pleasing, though less so because the swirls would catch unpleasant messes and felt odd to me.

I like the fun little *pop* it makes when I pull it out of my cunt too. It's a pretty great feeling having something slightly larger just come right out.

This toy is super easy to clean!

Being made of glass, you've got lots of cleaning options. Wash it thoroughly with hypoallergenic soap. Boil for 2 minutes. Put in a 10% bleach solution. Use the fun cleansers and wipes that Edenfantasys and other adult stores sell. Or have your partner suck it off for you and -- wait that's not how you keep it clean, that's how you make it dirtier!

I stored this toy in my toy box. It's not so big that you couldn't hide it in a dresser drawer, or set it in a tiny box, or really anything. Personally, I have it in my largest toy box because it's the one I go to the most.


Here it is, in the top of the image inside an ordinary metal, lockable toolbox from a hardware store. No one says those boxes can't have multiple uses!

The toy was packaged, once upon a time, in a largish plastic case. It didn't really explain any instructions, but it did casually point out that sensation play could be easily accomplished by putting it in hot water or in the freezer. I prefer to put it either a bowl of warm water or a bowl of cool water.

I threw out the box and the pieces inside after using them for about half a month. It wasn't something I would now store my toys in, and I wouldn't use it as a gift box either. If I still had the box, I'd put up a picture, but it's really not all that fancy. It's not all that discreet either, because it is clear what is inside.

I had one of these and accidentally broke it down several flights of stairs (apartment stairwell, you know how they are.) This toy was good enough for me to get again, especially at the fair price it has for a hefty glass toy like this. This time around, I'm taking much better care of it and I haven't had any real complaints. If I break another, I know what I will be looking for when it comes back in stock. It's an excellent toy at an excellent price and if you can get this toy, I highly recommend it.

My experience with this toy is that it had a very slight learning curve. Don't try to thrust with this without a ton of lube and patience. I would not recommend thrusting at all though. Positioning is hard at first, but once you get which way it is supposed to go, it feels heavenly and you won't regret taking the time to figure it out. For those who are beginners, as I was when I first got this, the head can be painful if you don't work up to it first. It is quite larger than the rest of the toy.




I included a picture for reference. My hand is tiny, but the head of this is about the size of four of my fingers going in to about the second knuckle. It's a totally smooth ride, but if you're not used to it, I'd suggest getting warmed up and using lots of lube!