Universal water works system - anal kit by Cal Exotics - review by Red

Universal water works system sex toy review

Don't buy this - you're better off with the simple bulb design douche kits out there. Or a turkey baster...
Cool idea - an attachment that you can permanently attach to your shower to use for douching.
Makes the shower head point in the wrong direction, cramps thumb, lets out a weak stream of water.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I have mixed feelings about this product. I like it and I like the idea of it – but it’s not executed correctly.

This Universal anal kit|Universal water works system is designed to screw in-line to your shower. There is a piece that screws into the shower’s pipe source and splits the stream between the shower attachment and the shower head itself. As such, the whole attachment can be left permanently affixed in line with the shower, and just used when needed. The attachment is a long flexible metal pipe with a plastic probe on the end. There are a selection of different probe shapes, and a “start flow” switch in line. Conceptually, that’s all great, but it just doesn’t work all that well in practice.

First off, the piece that screws into the shower source is oriented poorly. It is designed to work well if your shower is in the form of a head on a flexible hose that runs off of your bath tub taps. If your shower is the “shower head attaches to nubbin that comes out of wall” variety (which is a tad more common), this kit will still go inline with your shower, but it will leave you with a shower head pointing at your wall or out of your bathtub. Ugh. Besides all that, the most critical attachment piece is just made of plastic – seems like it's going to take most of the strain from tugs on the hose, I think metal would have been a better choice.

Directional challenges aside, the probes are interesting, sort of. They link into a switch that allows the water to flow when it is pushed. That’s pretty cool, but when I used this device, the flow that ended up coming out after this switch was pushed was pitifully low. That’s not the end of the world – I just ended up using it longer, and lo and behold, my thumb cramped from pushing the switch. Ugh again. The shapes of the probes are interesting, I guess, albeit a tad small. The best looking attachment is the ribbed probe that is actually a sleeve for one of the smaller probes. I found this to be unsatisfactory – my chompy ass muscles kept pulling it off the smaller probe when I slipped it in and out. The probes are made of hard plastic as well, which is also a bummer because it restricts the sterilizability of the part intended to go in your ass.

Oh yeah – the package says it fits showers and sinks. This would not fit any sink I’ve looked at – the connection is the wrong size. So, bottom line is it works, but just not well. If it were designed better, it would be great – I’d keep it permanently attached to my shower and use it clean up prior to anal sex at least once a week. As it is, I don’t see myself ever attaching it to my shower – or using it – again.
Follow-up commentary
After keeping my eyes peels for a number of months for a sink that would be able to accommodate this system, I came to the conclusion that the package claim that it works with sinks is just an outright lie. I decided to toss it out, because it was just collecting dust in the back corner of my "unloved" toys drawer. Sad, really.

But, imagine my surprise when, almost a year later, I was traveling in Europe and started to think "Ya know, I kinda wish I'd saved it for use while traveling." You see, I have a similar (and superior) shower douche system permanently affixed to my shower at home. I don't remove it because to more you screw and unscrew water fittings, the more likely leaks are. I really love it and it's my preferred choice for douching prior to anal sex - a quick irrigation gives me piece of mind and a clean path (note, it's not NECESSARY, of course, just my preference). In Europe, most of the showers are the variety with a flexible hose running out of the tap - hand held, basically. I stayed put for a good portion of my Europe trip, and I found myself wishing I had brought this system along - maybe it isn't perfect, but it would have worked, and it would have come in handy.

Still, I would not recommend buying this system for this reason alone. I still think you're better off saving a few bucks and just getting a bulb type douche.
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  • That's too bad- I was thinking about getting this! Good points you make though, hopefully someone will come up with a better design.
  • Cock Wrangler - there is a better version of this device out there that does it all correctly - still with a few negatives, but by and large it works quite well.  However, Eden does not sell it...yet!  It's called the "Shur Shot"...
  • Bulma
    Not sure I'd want something like this in my shower all the time...might be a little awkward to explain what the heck it was if someone else saw it.

    Seems expensive for what it is, especially if is doesn't work very well. 
  • Bulma, you can just says it is for washing your shower...

    Yes, too much to spend on a product that just doesn't work well.  
  • Dame Demi
    Great review, very through!
  • Alt
    @Bulma - I have created a similar system to this with a movable showerhead (w/ hose) that I found around the house, this straw, and this rubber tube from a different showerhead that I stole from a hotel when I went to Ireland haha.

    I unscrew the showerhead, insert this hard plastic straw to the shower hose, and then attached the other end to the rubber hose (cut 2 slits in the rubber hose so it can fit over the straw end) Works great.

    Although about being caught. Hmm the other day I left it hooked up and our cleaner dude (he comes every Friday to vacuum and clean the bathrooms) he saw it as was like.... umm What is this??

    I was like "Fuck!" in my mind. Then I said something like "oh it is for my hair in the mornings so I can rinse it out over the sink so I don't have to put my head in the bathtub/shower to do it"

    Wow close call... And hopefully he bought it :P 
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Good idea...poor design. I hope they re-design this product! Thanks for the great review!
  • Lady Neshamah
    great review
  • Blooddragon
    Great review!
  • Missmarc
    thank you for the review!
  • BlooJay
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  • lzee
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
  • darkkitty
    Nice review! Thank you
  • CynicallyYours
    Good review, thanks!
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • Thomas90
    Thanks for the review - Shame you didnt have a good experience
  • amazon
    Nice review
  • Jenny Smith
    Thanks for the review
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