This was my first purchase and I'm afraid I went about it all wrong. My hub was well endowed so I thought this thing would be a breeze to handle. It's definitely not a first timer, I think, as it is pretty big, both width and length-wise. It's very cute but it's super soft and bendy and made it a pain to use from time to time. If you're patient and are already pretty experienced in sex, this is a fun toy but if you're seriously needing something that won't "limp out" on you, this is probably not what you want. It took quite a bit of easing and getting used to, but once you do get used to it, it can do the job well enough.

The toy has a strong smell that fades a little over time but still remains. The blush came off after only a few uses, and I only used the toy with a condom. The veiny texture is interesting but nothing to gloat about. It's thick enough to be squishy and firm but its extremely bendy and unwieldy. I'd say this is for more advanced users.

This thing is so big that I have to dedicate a whole area of my drawer to it. It was actually big enough for me to use it just as a gag gift for someone. It's definitely not a discreet toy for travel, although it is absolutely quiet since there are no vibrational toys inside. It looks very realistic and feels realistic, but is far too floppy to be dependable in solo situations. It is long enough to get deep into the hard to reach places though, and that, once you're adjusted, is usually a good enough pay-off.

It says this is harness compatible but I didn't really have the means to try that out. Using the ball base as a handle would've worked excellently if the whole thing were more sturdy/rigid, but as it is, it worked decently enough. Warm yourself up before using it, then there is little to no discomfort. No suction cup capability. Overall, the tip of the toy was probably the most enjoyable. It was wide and soft enough to fit just right deeply enough and hit everything just right once you finally got to the edge.

It's easy to care for this toy. Just wipe it off immediately with a baby wipe if you can't get to running water immediately but soap and water does the job effectively. I have not stuck this in the dish washer. It does take up a bit of room though, so make sure you store it well.

No instructions needed, this is a simple toy to use. It came in a clear plastic package though and the look on my friend's and my face when we opened it was priceless.

I've had a couple of good turns with this and others where I simply gave up trying to even get it in because it just got too uncomfortable. I'd dedicate some extreme patience to this OR get a partner to use it on me. That takes all the hassle out but be sure to let your partner know your limits when entering you with this.