Squirty peter dinger - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by SweetDivalia

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Excellent squirt and a bit on the big side

For a squirting dildo, it does the job fantastically. I'm very glad I made the purchase; this is probably the only ejaculating dildo I'll ever need -- and the price was great!
Great squirting!
Good, average size
Attracts lint
Rating by reviewer:
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This toy is fantastic for giving a nice, semi-realistic ejaculation. It's very visually appealing and can be used for oral, vaginal, and anal use, though it might be a bit large to be used comfortably for anal.

Personally, I enjoy seeing the ejaculation for oral use. For exhibitionists, if it is filled with the right liquid, it can be used to squirt for a realistic "money shot" on the face or body.
    • Solo

Material / Texture

The dildo is made of rubber, which is porous. If you decide to share this toy or use it for anal use, you will want to cover it with a condom. Since the purpose of the toy is its ability to squirt, this may be a bit disappointing. Since the texture is rubbery, make sure to use the toy with plenty of lubricant.

The tip is designed to look similar to a penis tip, but it is ribbed just below the tip with bumps near the bottom of the toy. The dildo is meant to look semi-realistic, but it does not feel realistic. It's definitely flexible, as I was able to hold the base and swing it in a circular motion fairly easily (I'm easily amused).
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The toy can be inserted seven inches and is fairly thick around (almost two inches in diameter). Personally, I find it a little bit big, but that's because I am focusing on the oral use of this toy. It isn't, by any means, oversized. The Squirty Peter Dinger is flesh colored but otherwise doesn't look very realistic.

This toy is in no way discreet. It's essentially a toy penis with a tube and a squeezable bulb. It's large, so it isn't travel safe either.


This toy is meant to be used for its ability to ejaculate, and it does it well! Make sure to hold the orange bulb at the end of the toy upside down (the tube should be at the bottom so that it's easier for the liquid to travel). To fill the toy, squeeze the bulb and hold the tip of the dildo in a solution of your choice. Personally, I mixed milk, flour, and sugar. Be aware of what your intended use is -- especially when you are intending to squirt into the vagina. You do not want to introduce anything that could be harmful to you.

After squeezing the orange bulb, it provides plenty of force to shoot out the liquid. It may take multiple tries to get it correct, but once it does, it looks great! Also, the toy makes a slight squelching noise when squirting but nothing exceptionally loud.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

After use, clean the toy thoroughly! Leaving a toy wet can increase the chances of growing mold -- and if your toy is moldy, throw it out and replace it. Use hot water and soap! To clean out the tube, bulb, and inside of the dildo, repeatedly fill the toy with soap and water, then squirt it out. Personally, I do this about four to five times to be safe and then make sure that there is nothing left in the transparent tube.

Rubber can attract lint exceptionally well, so you'll want to cover the toy when placing it in storage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • sexyintexas
    Thanks for the review
  • BadassFatass
    Thanks for the review.
  • Mojoe821
    Thanks for the review!
  • P'Gell
    Was getting the milk, flour and sugar out of the tube a disaster? A lot of people use Maximus lube, because it's white.

    How did you feel about the rubber in this product?
  • Adam02viper
    Thanks for the review.
  • beautifulpierced
    thanks for the review.
  • Shellz31
    Good review
  • SweetDivalia
    P'Gell: I have not quite mastered a mixture with realistic thickness. However, flour+sugar+milk was by no means difficult to get out of the toy. It squirted out very well, and looked fantastic! But, the mixture needed a bit more thickness. I would definitely suggest a thick lube in your mixture, as any real "thickness" with solid powder (like flour or sugar) could just clog up the tube.
  • lzee
    Thank you for taking your time to review this product!
  • Blake Klink
    nice review
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  • sXeVegan90
    Thanks for the review.
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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  • Andrey2052
    thanks for the review.
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