Squirty peter dinger - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by romancebychristina

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I was hoping for more

I was disappointed in this toy. I really was hoping for more from it. The squirting effect is nice and the length is nice. But, otherwise I could take or leave this toy. The material is really hard to clean. Which is very annoying especially because I have pets so the hair sticks to it.
Squirts, bendable, has length
Hard to clean,
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I have to say that I really was hoping for more from this toy. I loved that it squirted and thought how realistic that would be. But, it's really not that realistic.

First of all the material catches everything. If you have pets then beware because hair sticks to this thing like glue. I had to clean it three times just to get it clean enough to use.

When I first saw it, it was a lot bigger then it looks. It's not very thick but it is long. It's about 8 inches in length. But, I can't fit it all in to me because I'm kind of small down there.

I don't really understand why the bumps are on it because they don't touch me at all and if it's for looks it is not very attractive. The ridges add some extra sensation which is nice but it makes it so it's not as smooth.

The squirting effect is nice but it needs something thick to be used as ejaculation. I tried water first and it all just came out all over me and the bed. That was not the effect I was looking for. I tried some lube and that seemed to work out okay.

It's a good toy to use to warm up before masturbation or before sex with a partner. But, alone it didn't get me there.
Follow-up commentary
I barely use this toy. You can't use water in the squirter, so I tried to use lube, and that makes a mess and also makes me worry about possibly getting an infection. Plus, there is no way to ride it hands free. The bulb broke after the first few times I used it. I wanted to like this product, but I still don't.
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    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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    • Clitoris
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  • kelaaa33wish
    What is the toy made of, what kind of lubes can you use with it? Thanks for the review.
  • married with children
    thanks for the review. Some more basic info about the dildo would make it more useful. What is its size, material it is made from, types of lube that can be used with said material.
  • anonomous
    Thanks for the review. I looked at the actual size chart and the thing looks huge!
  • badk1tty
    Wouldn't "hard to clean" be a bad thing?
  • jeangel246
    Thanks for the review
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  • xoxo
    thank you, didn't think it would be that bad
  • lustylusty
    Thanks for the review
  • lzee
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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  • Pinkshirt
    Thanks for reviewing
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  • Schmidyslave
    thanks for the review
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  • nimbuscloud3
    this toy should be remade and made out of silicone
  • sXeVegan90
    Thanks for the review.
  • Rory
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • Andrey2052
    thanks for the review.
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