Squirty peter dinger - dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Cinnocent

Since I like to orgasm with my toys, I was intrigued to try a toy that could orgasm with me! The Squirty Peter Dinger is a dildo that ejaculates.

Pulling the toy out of the package, the first thing I noticed was the really strong, sweet smell of the rubber. After a few scrubs, the scent still hasn't mellowed. If smell could have a "vroom", this toy would be a four or a five. It's made of rubber, which is porous and can't be sterilized. This means that not only can it not be shared safely with other partners, but it can't be shared safely between your front and back entrances either. Because it's meant to squirt, you won't want to use it with a condom. You'll have to pick one opening and commit to it.

(If you've really got a driving desire to take a squirting rubber cock in more than one hole, buy two and label them well! At this price, they won't stretch your budget.)

Filling is simple. Turn it upside down and submerge the hole in the tip, then squeeze and release the bulb to draw up liquid (make sure it's slightly warm liquid, to avoid an unpleasant surprise later!) through the shaft and into the permanently-attached tube. I was grateful for the instructions on another review here, because to my surprise, the dildo didn't come with any useful instructions at all. The packaging proudly states "Sold as a novelty only" and, even more helpfully, "Do not place item in a conventional oven or microwave oven". Thanks, but it doesn't say anything about how to fill it up!

Ahem. Anyway. Filling it is easy, and intuitive enough. It will drip a little on its side, and it will drip a lot if you turn it tip-down. That's to be expected from something you've just filled with liquid. Take a little care in transporting it from bathroom to bedroom, and when tilting it for insertion, and it'll be fine.

For cleanup: I filled the sink with soapy warm water and ran it up through the shaft and out a few times, then followed with clean water, and washed the outside in soap and water as well. I wouldn't recommend putting it away immediately. The tubing will need to air-dry for a while. You might want to think twice about this toy if you have a need for stealth. Also it's big with eight inches of usable length, plus a big attached bulb.

As sex toys go it's a little on the high-maintenance side, but I think it's worth it. This one's a definite keeper.

The size is generous, so luckily the dildo is compatible with both silicone and water-based lube. The shape feels good inside you. The nodules, toward the bottom of the shaft, would have me sending a real partner to the doctor (not the bedroom); but on a toy they feel good, adding a little extra stimulation.

It took a little maneuvering to keep the bulb and tube out of the way, and still at hand, but it wasn't too difficult. Then at the crucial moment, as I was about to hit my peak, I squeezed the bulb and warmth flooded through my insides.

The second time around, I was curious to try something different. I drizzled some of my favorite water-based lube into the tip while I had the bulb squeezed flat. That made for a thicker and even more pleasant ejaculation, and it didn't take a whole lot of lube for me to really feel it when I squeezed it out. Plus, when I had a little trouble sliding it in, I could just squeeze the bulb slightly and release a little lube to help me lubricate the shaft and ease it in and out. Even better than the warm water treatment, in my opinion!