Topsy turvy - glass g-spot shaft discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by RavingSockMonkey

Have you ever had a toy that was so awesome that you immediately texted your best friend to tell her that she HAD to buy it for herself? This is how Topsy Turvy was for me.

This toy first caught my eye with how gorgeous it was. The size and the price also made it something desirable. I shared the link with my bestie, and after we both oohed and ahhed over it, I took the plunge and bought it. The pictures don't do it justice. This dildo could easily function as a piece of art. I've been tempted to leave it out to see if anyone recognizes it for what it is.

Functionally, this is a very smooth glass dildo with a gentle curve for your G-spot. The head has a nice roundness to it that feels good popping in and out of me. At the end of the shaft is a knot, and then the base. This toy is very easy to hold onto while thrusting, and the base is a nice touch. If you do stand it up, however, be aware that it is pretty top-heavy and can fall over!

I recommend you have a towel handy, because Topsy Turvy will cause you to soak the sheets! This toy feels amazing when inside me, and the size is perfect. Not too long, and not too short. The curve is just right for hitting all my sensitive spots. I've not tried it anally, but the base makes it friendly for anal play if you so desire.

Glass may be intimidating for some, but I highly recommend it if you've found other toys to be too soft, or hard to clean. This toy is made of heavy-duty Pyrex glass, which means it won't shatter into a billion pieces if you do drop it. It can be used for temperature play, but don't subject it to extreme changes. Don't take it from the freezer to boiling water!

As mentioned before, this glass is very smooth and there are no imperfections on mine, other than a slight dimple at the tip of the head. I don't see this as a flaw as much as something that adds a touch of 'cute' to the toy. It's easy enough to clean, but if yours has such a dimple, just keep an eye on it when washing it.

Since glass is unyielding, be careful with your thrusting. It is possible to cause internal bruising if you get too carried away, but please don't let this dissuade you from going with glass! Trust your body, and pay attention to what it's communicating to you.

Topsy Turvy looks more like a work of art than a sex toy. The handle above the base is decorated with blue bumps and black curves. The shaft has a red ribbon of color spiraling through, all the way to the tip of the head.

The size is perfect for the experienced toy user, and still should be suitable for a beginner. Lube may not be necessary, but if you do use some, go easy on it, as this toy will become very slippery due to its smooth surface.

The best part of Topsy Turvy is the sensation of the firm glass, coupled with the curvature of the shaft. I've always derived more pleasure from penetration than clitoral stimulation, so this dildo is right up my alley. Having something so hard inside of me is just bliss. It also feels good having it start out cool, and then warm up as I use it.

Cleanup is easy enough with either warm water and soap, the top rack of your dishwasher (sans soap), or boiling water in a pot. Storage can be the tricky part, since you want to make sure it's protected, and Doc Johnson doesn't provide a padded bag for it. I keep mine wrapped in a towel for right now, but anything that would keep it from clanking against your other toys would work.

I'm so happy my best friend turned me onto glass toys. Remember I mentioned texting her right after I used it for the first time? She bought one that day, and she's just as thrilled with it! I've been telling everyone who will listen that they need to pick this beautiful glass toy up. I'm working on collecting more glass pieces for my toy collection, but this one will stay high on my list of all time favorites.