Topsy turvy - dildo sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by CASpookygirl

Topsy Turvy is Curvy (in ALL the right places!)

If you are going to buy a toy, why not buy one that could be mistaken for a piece of art? Well, a very phallic shaped, but none the less, beautiful piece of art.
Great curves, beautiful, a true work of art.
Can be heavy, and difficult to maneuver.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
What can I say, I have been dying to try a glass dildo since I first laid eyes on one. SO beautiful, like works of art more than a sex toy. So, I was very excited when I got to order Topsy Turvy to try.

The first thing that hit me when I took this out of the shipping box was it's HEAVY, much heavier than I expected. I know that the description says 1lb, but honestly, I didn't think it was really a full pound, but it is. The glass work is beautiful, with the colors swirled inside and on the base. I was very impressed with how pretty it was.

It's a very good sized toy, not for the shrinking violet. I would recommend a good water based lube, and unless you are into temperature play, I would run it under some nice warm water before insertion. It does warm up quickly, but that initial cool shock was unexpected. The nice thick head is perfectly angled for g-spot stimulation. The flared base makes for a variety of ways to hold on to it.

Now, the downside. It weighs 1lb, doesn't seem like much, unless you are trying to maneuver a possibly slick glass dildo for your own pleasure. Just that little amount of weight can make it tough to keep the dildo just where you want it. It's not impossible, but just be prepared for possible slippage. With my partner, this was not an issue at all, as he has a better angle for it.

After playtime, clean up is a breeze, because it is non-porous glass, just a quick washing up should suffice. If a more thorough washing is necessary, it can be placed in the dishwasher or boiled. Storage is easy too, though I would wrap it if it's going to be in a busy place.
Follow-up commentary
Still very much in love with this beauty! As I have played with it more I am getting much better at maneuvering it; slippage is rarely a problem. There was a slight learning curve, but so worth it!
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
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