Topsy turvy - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by hippiewrites

Tops off for Topsy Turvy!

This piece is worth buying for the sheer prospect of playing around with different temperatures! It's great for novices and advanced adventurers alike! It's resilient and easy to clean, but kind of tricky to package and travel with.
Temperature play
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This dildo is beautiful, both aesthetically and functionally. At a 9" total length and 6 1/2" insertable length, it is great for deeper stimulation. The curved tip is wonderful for stimulating the G spot, though the stimulation is hard to maintain unless one maintains in the same--this is the one downside to the glass feature of the dildo. That said, the costs outweigh the benefits of the glass--the latex, phthalate and plastic-free qualities make this dildo a rare and affordably green gem. The temperature play is perhaps the most exciting part of this dildo--it's resilience makes it a great candidate for heating up or cooling down to add to the stimulation. I have tried both, and had an equally wonderful experience with both temperature extremes. Another great perk of playing with temperatures is the piece's ability to retain the temperature--this makes for great long sessions--but because of its chemical properties, the glass can change from hot to cold in a matter of seconds if you apply new temperatures! The heat tends to retain longer, of course, because it is closer to the body's core temperature. It's also waterproof and easy to clean!

If you plan on traveling with the piece, though, be careful to wrap it in something to cushion the glass.

The wide tip compared to the slimmer shaft makes the piece great for training Kegels, allowing for a stretch of the full vaginal canal, should one choose. The only downside I've found to the piece is its lack of girth--it's only about 1 1/2 inches, but is perfect for someone looking to start out with a lighter girth.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

The glass feature of the dildo is great--it's very useful for temperate play and retains temperature very well. The glass also simulates a smooth glide like the real thing! Though the texture is not much like skin, it slicks up very easily and makes for easier insertion than a real-live penis.

The piece is great for sexual adventurers of all levels, though the girth is probably best matched with a novice.

The glass does not have any smell to it, which I find to be a plus. It can easily absorb whatever scent one chooses to apply, though, and can easily come off with soap and water, unlike some more porous pieces.
    • Light odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Topsy Turvy is designed for G-spot stimulation, with the curvature at near the end of the piece. This certainly allows one to have greater access to the area. Though because of the rigidity of the glass material, one cannot move the body too much following stimulation to the G-spot, as the piece will not move as easily with the body. Whilst trying to do this once, I ended up actually experiencing some pain--the hard curvature is not very forgiving on the body if one moves the piece in a circular motion too close to the pubic bone. That said, everyone else may not have the same experience. If you are interested in trying out this aspect of the toy, I recommend proceeding with caution. My best advice would be to listen to your body and not do anything that feels uncomfortable.

The size is pretty great--the length is satisfying, though the girth could be a bit bigger. I think this is a great piece for beginners.

The dildo is not an ideal candidate for travel, though it is certainly do-able. If you want to travel with it, be sure to wrap it in something to protect the glass. It's not very discreet, either, but can be if you wrap artfully in a sweater or something--it's easily disguised in a suitcase, though will probably still be visible as such in an airport X-ray scan, of course.
    • Whimsical / artistic


The best thing about this toy is undoubtedly the glass feature. What it lacks in flexibility, it more than makes up for in receptivity for temperature play. The glass allows the piece to alter temperature easily and retain it too, should that be the desired effect. It's very resilient and can support both extremes in temperature.

The only downside to the piece would have to be the girth--measuring in at 1 1/2 " girth, there is definitely some room for improvement.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It's very easy to care for this piece. It can be washed with simple soap and water, and is even dishwasher safe. It's also able to be bleached, should one choose. I store it wrapped in a large scarf or piece of clothing.
    • Easy to clean
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