Love Rider G-kiss probe - strap-on dildo by Cal Exotics - review by TJtheMadHatter

The G-kiss probe, is meant to be used for g-spot or p-spot fun. In other words it can be used vaginally or anally. You can use this toy orally if you want. Maybe use it to practice relaxing your throat or gag-reflex. This toy has a great suction cup that holds up to intense play. This opens up the door to more possibilities for solo play. You can use it on the shower wall, on the bottom of the bathtub, you can stick it on your fridge and go to town. Basically you can use it on any surface that has virtually no texture. The base makes it great for a harness, to use to hold on to for solo play or to use it on/with a partner.

DO NOT USE WITH SILICONE LUBE!!! IT MAY DAMAGE THE TOY!!! If you insist on using silicone lube, make sure to spot test on an area that is not insertable.

The Love Rider G-Kiss Probe aka Alien Finger, is made out of 100% silicone. It's a fabulous material that rates a 10 on the Eden Safety Scale. It's non-porous, phthalates-free, hypoallergenic, and latex free. I'm not entirely sure that the toy is solid silicone, because when you bend the toy in half, forwards, it looks like the top is solid but core of the thickest part is not. The spot where it bends looks like a covering. The toy is unforgiving from the tip, until that point where it widens. At the widest part the toy has a small amount of give to it. The surface is smooth with a matte finish. This gives the toy a soft to the touch feeling, and makes it great for holding thicker water-based lubes in place.

There is texture along the sides of the shaft, They're they're indents that have a point and widen. The end of the texture isn't like it's cut out but becomes flush with the surrounding silicone. There is a slight seam on the bottom of the base, but it's merely cosmetic.

Again, DO NOT USE WITH SILICONE LUBE!!! IT MAY DAMAGE THE TOY!!!

The design of the Probe reminds me of a pink alien finger. The head is more of a ball, and it tapers down drastically. The neck is angled to make it so the head can hit your g-spot or p-spot. After the thin neck, the shaft wides drastically but smoothly. This is to give a full feeling. With each stroke, the toy opens you up, over and over. The suction cup base works great on this toy. It hold in place and take quite a bit of force to remove. Which is great if you're going at it hands-free. There are two indents on the side of the shaft, I assume this is to help keep the bottom of the shaft lubricated. The size of this toy is definitely best for beginners and maybe intermediate players. This would be a toss up for advanced players.

Overall length - 6 1/2"
Head circumference - 4"
Neck circumference - 3"
Lower shaft circumference - 4 3/8"
Base width - 2 1/2"

The name of the toy implies that this toy would be great for g-spot stimulation. It's not. It's like getting fingered by E.T., if E.T. had carpal tunnel. The head doesn't stand out enough from the rest of the toy to really zero-in on a desired spot. I found the size to be too short for any kind of vaginal fun and too narrow to feel full. I tried this toy with a butt plug, just in case I was missing something, and I still didn't feel anything for this toy. Anally is where this toy caught my attention. The head and the narrow neck provided a nice "pop". After that I was bored, but when I got to where the neck turns into the shaft, I as caught off guard. It opened me up to a comfortable size, and then let me relax. This happened over and over with each stroke. It's a great sensation that I haven't been able to find in any of my other toys. I've looked for other toys that have the same shape as the smooth widening shaft, and I haven't been able to find one. I was disappointed by the toy in every regard, except for that one sensation. I liked it so much, that I respect it, only for that reason.

Caring for this silicone toy is a breeze. To clean it you wash it with soap or toy cleaner and water. To sterilize it, you can boil it for 3-5 minutes, soak it in a 10% bleach solution, or throw it in the dishwasher. To store it, you may find the packaging to be too cumbersome and large, so a Ziploc baggy is a great option.

The packaging for this toy is in no way discreet. It has pictures on every side of the box and has name of the toy in huge letters. The toy itself came in a sealed plastic bag. I didn't find the packaging to be reasonable for storage, so in the recycling it went.