Love Rider G-kiss probe - dildo discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by themadrigogs

The G-kiss is a non-realistic, silicone dildo designed for G-spot stimulation, and it features a bulbous head at the end of a curved, thin neck to achieve said stimulation. It also features a flared base that provides some suction.

The curved head and relatively small-to-average size make it good for both vaginal and anal use to stimulate either the G or P-spot. The flared suction cup base means you can use it in a harness with a partner or solo (using the base as a handle or hands-free by affixing it to a smooth surface, although see below under performance about where it falls short in that regard), and it's safe for anal play. Since silicone is easy to sterilize, it can be shared with partners as well.

In my opinion, during solo use the G-kiss is best used when affixed to the floor or a smooth chair for vertical insertion and with a moderate amount of water-based lube. I used it with the My Pet Vibrator for simultaneous clitoral stimulation.

The silicone on the G-kiss is pretty fantastic. It is very smooth, has no smell, and is firm in that it can't really be compressed but is still pleasantly flexible. There are two seams along the toy, but I could not feel them and in fact, could barely see them. It does have two grooves along the side that seemed more decorative than anything because I could not feel them at all when it was inserted. Lube (water-based) is absolutely necessary since silicone has a lot of drag to it when dry and this one is no exception.

Obviously this is going to depend on your needs, but I really enjoyed the shape of the G-kiss.

The overall dimensions (in terms of length and circumference) are perfect for the average user and even some beginners. Size queens may not be very satisfied, but for people who are easily overstimulated or hurt by too much length/girth, this toy is perfect. I bought it specifically because I cannot handle a lot of girth and I found that the narrow neck of this particular toy was helpful in that regard.

The bulbous head, curved neck, and "hill" at the base of the neck did a great job at stimulating the parts they were supposed to stimulate. Inserted shallowly, the bulb was at just the right angle to hit my G-spot and when inserted deeper, the hill was able to hit my G-spot while the head stimulated the wall near my cervix.

The flared base of this toy would make it work well with a strap-on harness and also safe for anal play, although neither of those are applicable to me so I cannot speak to how well it performs under those conditions. It also doubles as a suction cup which I address under the performance section.

This toy isn't very discreet since it is obviously a sex toy, but since it doesn't have a realistic penis shape, it may save some embarrassment in that regard (i.e. it won't be obvious to innocent bystanding children if pulled out of a suitcase during a random bag search).

The suction cup base of the G-kiss was one of the biggest draws for me aside from the dimensions/design. I was moderately satisfied with the performance, although I do feel that there's significant room for improvement. I originally tried attaching it to the side of a piece of furniture to use "doggy-style", but I had trouble getting it to stay attached. I tried several surfaces and tried moistening the suction cup, but it just wouldn't stay on. I had a lot better luck when I stuck it to the linoleum floor of my bathroom. I think the problem is that the suction base can't handle any appreciable amount of torque or downward pressure, which tends to be common in a position when you're on your knees and thrusting backward. Gravity also comes into play. I had no problem getting it to stay in place on the floor though, and it didn't come up with my body when I pulled away. It was hell on my knees having to do that on my linoleum floor though, so some kind of blanket or pillow arrangement would be ideal.

The design was effective and the material of the toy held up well, although it needed lube. I noticed that some other reviewers had problems with the flexibility of the neck in terms of function, but I didn't have this problem.

Since it is silicone, you'll want to only use water-based lubes with the G-kiss. I noticed that it picks up dust, fibers and pet hair when not in use but if you wash it before each use, this shouldn't be a major problem. I might start storing it in a bag just to keep the dust collection to a minimum though.

It can easily be sterilized by boiling it for 3 minutes or washing it in the top rack of your dishwasher if you wish to share it with a partner, or it can be washed with mild antibacterial soap and warm water for solo use. I noticed that fuzzy towels tend to leave fibers on it, so it may be best to let it air dry if you can.

Do not store near other silicone toys, but it is sturdy and can be tossed in a drawer or box for storage.

As I mentioned above, the biggest appeals of the G-kiss to me were the suction cup base and the small-to-average dimensions. I dislike having to do a lot of manual thrusting so I've been looking for something I could use to stimulate my G-spot while keeping my hands free to manipulate a clitoral vibrator.

I originally wanted to use this toy horizontally, so I affixed it to a piece of wooden furniture and applied some water-based lube. However, when I went to the bathroom for a moment to rinse the lube off of my hand, I came back to find it already on the floor! I had to clean it off (it picked up hair and fibers from the carpet) and try again. The second time around I used a small amount of water on the base to try to make the suction stronger, but it came back off with my body after insertion almost as soon as I started moving.

I was getting annoyed at this point so I moved to the bathroom and stuck it to the linoleum floor, in order to use it vertically. The suction held up a lot better this way and to be honest, the vertical position was probably more conducive to my plans to use a clitoral vibrator anyway (I used the My Pet Vibrator for this).

I didn't get too aerobic or acrobatic with it, so it is possible that the suction could fail with more enthusiastic movements, but it stayed on the floor for my purposes. The curved, bulbous head went in easily (I tend to have some pain with initial penetration, but didn't notice any with the G-kiss) with the help of lube I managed to hit my G-spot right away. Sometimes I have to really warm up to penetration, but this dildo was very comfortable and I could get to work pretty much immediately. As things progressed, the head provided very pleasurable pressure to the back wall, near the cervix, and the hill of the shaft continued to stimulate my G-spot. Sometimes back wall pressure can become overwhelming for me, but that was not the case with the G-kiss, probably because of its flexibility and rounded surface.

I have a problem with my orgasms often being muted if something is inserted vaginally, but I was incredibly surprised to find that this didn't happen with the G-kiss. I think this may be because of its relatively narrow girth. The pressure of the G-kiss combined with the vibrations of the My Pet brought me to a slow-boil kind of orgasm that wasn't appreciably muted by the insertion.

I did notice that after everything was over, the G-kiss had come unattached from the floor at some point. It was probably during or immediately after my orgasm when I was moving around to get up, because while in use, it obviously stayed in place.

It didn't hurt on removal like some bulb-headed toys can do, which was awesome. That tends to be my least favorite part, but it came out smoothly and effortlessly. Cleanup was simple. I just rinsed it off with warm water and some soap.

Overall, I was disappointed that it wouldn't stay affixed for horizontal use, but it worked well for vertical insertion (although I need to figure out some sort of arrangement to save my knees and ankles - ouch!) and was probably the most comfortable dildo I've ever used. This will definitely become my go-to dildo for solo insertion play.