Love Rider G-kiss probe - dildo discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by FieryRed

The Love Rider G-Kiss, as you can see in the images, is a sleek and pretty non-realistic dildo with a mildly concave base which enables strap-on, suction-cup, or anal use. There are no sharp angles anywhere; every surface is curved, including the grooves along the shaft, the place where the shaft meets the base, and the edges of the base.

She's made of body-friendly silicone, which means you should avoid silicone-based lubes with G-Kiss. However, that one small drawback comes with a lot of advantages: silicone is phthalate-free, meaning it doesn't emit any harmful chemicals; it's non-porous, meaning it's easy to clean and won't harbor any bacteria in nooks and crannies; and it can be sterilized using a bleach solution, antibacterial soap, or a five- to ten-minute boiling. You can even wash silicone toys on the top rack of your dishwasher.

The surface of G-Kiss has a very fine matte texture; when wet or lubricated, she has a silky-smooth feel similar to that of frosted glass. The most interesting thing about her, to me, is that the main part of the shaft, especially the thicker part, has a squishability to it that feels like there's a softer material or a small hollow in the center. The rounded "head" is very firm and solid-feeling, though, with very little squeezability. If you look at the bottom of the base, there is a central 5/8" circular groove that looks like a disk of silicone was fitted in after initial molding; also, the version of this toy that comes in a set with a harness has a vibrator enclosed inside the dildo. This makes me think that G-Kiss was originally created with a hollow for a vibe, and then that hollow was simply closed off in this a la carte edition. Regardless, the shaft does have some flexibility because of this, which is a plus for me, ultra-sensitive as I am.

From base to tip, she measures 6 1/2", with about 6" of insertable length. The thickest part of the tip measures 1 1/4"; the shaft directly beneath this is just 7/8", then gradually thickens to 1 1/8" before suddenly jumping up to just under 1 1/2", at about 4" down from the tip. After this swell in the shaft, there is a gradual reduction to about 1 1/4" at the bottom of the shaft, just above the base. There are also shallow, curved grooves down each side, beginning at about 1 1/2" down from the tip, then slowly widening, and ending just over 4" down. These grooves seem to be there mainly for aesthetic reasons, as they're pretty but I couldn't feel them during use. The concave base is advertised as suitable for suction-cup action, and yes--when I wet it a little and press it against a smooth shower tile, it's very difficult to pull off.

The firm, solid, round tip combined with the somewhat flexible and partly narrow shaft worked very well for me. G-Kiss, when partially inserted, provided intense G-spot stimulation with very little vaginal friction. The sudden increase in girth made her impractical for full insertion for me; however, she still did a fabulous job of entertaining me.

A couple of weeks ago, my partner and I were browsing EF, and had a craving for a new toy. We did place an order (for the Vixen VixSkin Raquel and the Fetish Fantasy Elite Strapless Strap-On), but wanted something right away as well. We went to our local adult shop, who had a pretty poor selection of harness-compatible toys, and finally settled on G-Kiss, even though I disliked her color and was unsure about the firmness of her silicone. That night, we did have fun with her and she felt better than I expected; however, I wasn't able to take the full length, so after a while we went back to our trusty VixSkin Spur.

Several days later, our order arrived, and I saw just how big Raquel was. I decided to take some private bath-time with ALL of my toys, in order to get warmed up for trying Raquel with my partner. I laid back and began with just an external vibe and some kinky thoughts, then inserted the Sedeux Please and took some time using that, with and without the vibe. Then I used the Spur for a bit, also with and without the vibe. Very nice. Next in the line-up came Miss G-Kiss here. Ohhhh. First with a little vibration, then nothing but shallow rocking/thrusting motions. I couldn't believe what I was feeling. I'd had vaginal orgasms with partners before, but had never given myself one. And yes, G-Kiss was, in fact, the first to get me there. Just...wow.

Although I really wish I'd been able to get this in the black instead of hot pink, I still love this rather unique toy. I don't use it all the time, because sometimes I want more thrusting action, and sometimes I just want clitoral vibration. For those times when I really want some good G-spot stimulation, though, along with a shape that will tug on my labia and provide indirect clitoral stimulation at the same time, the G-Kiss is a really excellent sex toy. Since she's made of safe, durable, sterilizable silicone, she'll be in my toy collection for a long, long time.