The Boss - double ended dildo by Doc Johnson - review by SydVicious

The Boss double ended dildo is by far the largest toy I have ever seen. It's 18 inches long with a 7 3/4 inch circumference and weighs 3.5 pounds. It's so large that it was shipped in its own shipping box because it didn't fit in the USPS priority mail box with the rest of my order.

This toy is bendable and slightly squishy, but it is a beast. Please make sure that you drag out a measuring tape before you order. I got a little excited about it and ordered a toy that is too big for me.

The shape of this toy is pretty basic. It's basically a long tube shape with a ball for a "head". It also has a couple of areas that have a large ripple. There are two indents parallel to the ball head and two indents running a few inches down the shaft. The Boss is very smooth all over the toy; there is really no texture on the skin except for the indented areas.

The lack of texture on this toy and jelly material makes this toy really sticky. When I hold it in my hands it reminds me of one of those cheap quarter machine toys that you stretch and throw at the wall. Do you know the toy I'm talking about? It kind of grosses me out.

The Boss is made of Jelly with a Sil-a-Gel additive. Sil-a-Gel helps fight the transfer of bacteria, making the toy safer. Even with the additive this toy is still semi-porous and should be covered with a condom.

Water and Silicone based lubes are both safe to use with this toy. The Boss can be cleaned with antibacterial soap or toy cleaner and rinsed with warm water. The toy is also sticky to the touch and picks up lint and debris like crazy, so you should be sure to wash before each use also. This toy should be stored in a cool dry place.

I am not going to give this toy a low rating because I cannot use it. The size of this toy is kind of unique and I'm positive there is someone out there that can actually use this. The only problem that I have with this toy is the material that it is made of if not super safe and it's sticky and smelly. The other jelly toys I have use all have texture on the "skin". I think the texture lessens how sticky the toy feels.

I still can't use this monster... and I'm on with that. LOL I feel like there are those who will enjoy this toy, but please make sure get out a measuring tape before you order.