The Boss by Doc Johnson - review by Somebodyspankme

The Boss

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You're not The Boss of me!!

The size of The Boss was not appealing to me. However, I'm sure someone more experienced would appreciate that feature.
Easy to clean.
Too big.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
"WOW!" was all I could say when I picked up the box. I thought "what the hell did I order??" I opened the box and there it was in all its glory "The Boss". I was pretty bewildered by the size of it. I mean, seriously....a foot and a half long and a circumference of 2.5"? Who wouldn't be?

This toy is a BEAST! I wanted to try something different and little did I know that I would end up getting a toy way too big for me. I was very eager to try it out! After several different attempts on different occasions to insert The Boss, I gave up...very disappointed too I might add!

The shape of the toy is very basic, very smooth. There is really no texture except for the "heads" and the indented areas near the heads. The heads are more oval shaped rather than perfect circle shape shown in the pictures. The Boss is made with a Sil-A-Gel. The Boss is also Latex Free...which is great for those with Latex allergies.

There is a strong smell to The Boss and even persists after several washes. I tried washing it before using it and it did seem to help.

Water and silicone based lubes are safe to use with this toy. You might want to have quite a bit on hand to guide this beast in!! The nice thing is that it can be washed with either toy cleaner or antibacterial soap and rinsed under warm water. You should wash it before and after use as it picks up lint and dust because it does become somewhat sticky. However, after a thorough washing, it is squeaky clean!!

If you are looking for a large, double-ended toy....then this just might be the one you are looking for!!
I am not going to give this toy a low rating because I couldn't use it. The size of this toy is kind of unique and I'm positive there is someone out there that can actually use this.
Follow-up commentary
Unfortunately, this is one toy that has remained in the box after the initial attempt to use it. It's too large for me.
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My The Boss tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Did you happen to check the specs before ordering? Even if I saw the price and material alone, I'd know this thing HAD to be huge to be that expensive. There are ones much slimmer and short. Hopefully you'll like one of those.

    How did you try to insert this? Vaginally or anally? Sil-A-Gel is very porous so you should be using a condom especially if this was anally.

    Sorry it was too big. Hopefully you know what size you can handle now.
  • Somebodyspankme
    Thanks LaUr3n....I was randomly given this product to review. No, I would not have bought something this huge!! Even I know what I can or can't handle. LOL!!
  • Sera
    sorry it was too big...
  • Eucaly
    Great review even though you couldn't use it!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Southern Lady
    Sorry it didn't work for you.
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • HannahPanda
    Very nice review!
  • Eliza
    Thanks for the review! Sucks it didn't work for you.
  • Teacookie
    =* did you measure it?
  • Stark
    Too bad it's too big, it looks good
  • Double Analysis
  • MistressDandelion
    You do know you shouldn't review a product that was assignated to you if you couldn't use it, right? You should have messaged an admin so they could assign it to someone else, and get you another assignement.
  • MistressDandelion
    Also. I'm reporting you.

    You clearly copyed off this review: []
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      I am personally offended by this
    •   (1)
      This is unacceptable / Against the Expectations of Conduct
  • legna
    thanks for review
  • Nacht Stern
    Thank you for the information.
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Thanks for the review
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Hmmm, I wish I could take the thanks back. I just followed the link provided by MistressDandelion and she's appears to be right. This seems to be blatant plagiarism.
  • Lovely Jubblies
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