The Boss by Doc Johnson - review by Somebodyspankme

"WOW!" was all I could say when I picked up the box. I thought "what the hell did I order??" I opened the box and there it was in all its glory "The Boss". I was pretty bewildered by the size of it. I mean, seriously....a foot and a half long and a circumference of 2.5"? Who wouldn't be?

This toy is a BEAST! I wanted to try something different and little did I know that I would end up getting a toy way too big for me. I was very eager to try it out! After several different attempts on different occasions to insert The Boss, I gave up...very disappointed too I might add!

The shape of the toy is very basic, very smooth. There is really no texture except for the "heads" and the indented areas near the heads. The heads are more oval shaped rather than perfect circle shape shown in the pictures. The Boss is made with a Sil-A-Gel. The Boss is also Latex Free...which is great for those with Latex allergies.

There is a strong smell to The Boss and even persists after several washes. I tried washing it before using it and it did seem to help.

Water and silicone based lubes are safe to use with this toy. You might want to have quite a bit on hand to guide this beast in!! The nice thing is that it can be washed with either toy cleaner or antibacterial soap and rinsed under warm water. You should wash it before and after use as it picks up lint and dust because it does become somewhat sticky. However, after a thorough washing, it is squeaky clean!!

If you are looking for a large, double-ended toy....then this just might be the one you are looking for!!

I am not going to give this toy a low rating because I couldn't use it. The size of this toy is kind of unique and I'm positive there is someone out there that can actually use this.

Unfortunately, this is one toy that has remained in the box after the initial attempt to use it. It's too large for me.