Wizard - classic glass dildo by EdenFantasys - review by married with children

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This wizard needs to go back to school

The sizing on the product page needs to be updated to reflect that this is 1 1/2 inches in diameter and not 1 1/4 inches like stated. I know that glass toys vary slightly due to how they are made, but this is too large of a difference to sum up to this. This was a huge let down for us.
it was cheap
design does not work well, sizing is off
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This can be used either anally or vaginally. Some will tell you it is not safe to use anally, as it does not have a flared base. Normally I would agree with this statement. But with the huge bulb on the other end, I have no fears about this getting "lost in anus". That is the name of the spoof porn for "lost in space", still working on the plot though. This can be used for kegel exercises, p-spot play, g-spot play, and general thrusting. You can even use this for temperature play. Just keep a glass of warm or cold water near your play area, or both if you are adventurous. Dip it in the glass of water, let it sit for a few moments and then insert it back into the hole of your choice. Easy as that.

Use some caution when thrusting this, it is hard and not forgiving. It can cause some pain and even bruising to your insides.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Kegels
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This is made from Borosilicate glass, or Pyrex. "glass is an inorganic non metallic material that does not have a crystalline structure. Such materials are said to be amorphous and are virtually solid liquids cooled at such a rate that crystals have not been able to form. Pyrex, a brand name for borosilicate glass, is made by adding boron into the mixture of sand, soda and ground lime." from edens material page

This is smooth and texture free. It is also very firm. Glass does not have any scent or taste. It should never pick up any either. As glass is nonporous, there is no where for bacteria to fester and grow to give it a bad flavor or scent. As soon as you wash it, it will seem brand new.

Glass is compatible with all types of lube. And a little lube goes along ways. Just a drop of lube, and this will be super slick. Not to mention that the lube will stay slick longer with glass, then will lower quality materials. There are no pores to soak up the lube making it dry out faster.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is designed to act like a g-spot/p-spot toy. And just looking at it you would think that it would work great at pleasing both. But the design does not work.

Lets start with the bigger bulb. It is 1 1/2 inches in diameter (not 1 1/4 inches like on the product page), and about 1 1/2 inches long. It is followed by a skinny neck which is about 3/4 inch thick and the same in length. The bulb in the middle is about 1 1/4 inches in diameter and the same in length. The is followed by another skinny neck of about 3/4 inches thick and a touch shorter then the first on. The bulb on the end is tapered to a point, and at its thickest is about 1 inch in diameter and about 1 1/2 inches in length. Overall, this toy is 6 1/2 inches in length. This weighs just under 9 ounces.

The color is a deep golden/yellow color. It is listed as orange, and you could call it that. The surface is flawless and smooth. There are no seams or scratches to be found.

This is a pain in the ass to keep a hold of when it is covered in lube. there are no good points to hold onto. Your hands just slip around and start to slid off. It is not a good design in this aspect. As far as the g-spot/p-spot usage, more on that below.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic


I had high hopes for this, but I was let down. The pointed end was too short to add much to anal play. And the bulbous end was too close to the next bulb to be of much use as a g-spot toy. It could not be thrusted. You could only use it with a rocking motion, which does not do it most of the time for my wife. She needs the thrusting in order to have a g-spot orgasm. I am also frustrated that this is listed as having a diameter of 1 1/4 inches, but it is slightly larger then 1 1/2 inches in diameter. So this was a disappointment.

With the bad design and the larger then listed diameter, this does not work for anything but a paperweight for us. A slight tweak on the design, and this could be a good g-spot dildo. If there were just a touch more space between the large bulb and the one in the middle, then you could use this for thrusting. Also, if the shaft was slightly curved it would serve two purposes. First it would work better at g-spot and p-spot pinpoint pleasure. And second, the curve would give your hand something to hold onto when it gets slippery from lube and bodily fluids. We had some problems getting a good grip on this after everything was lubed.
    • Discreet sound
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Glass is super easy to clean. We use soap and warm water to clean our toys, including this one. It keeps the glass looking and feeling brand new. You could also use a bleach solution, boil it in water for a few minutes, wash it on the top shelf of your dishwasher, and even use a toy cleaner. A lot of options. You should be able to find on that suits your situation best with little trouble.

For storage, you need to take some care. You don't want a glass toy falling from a long distance, or getting hit with something heavy and hard (like steel or another piece of glass); as it could chip or break your toy. You could keep the packaging material for storage. It would not cost you anything extra, plus it would provide some protection during storage. We have just kept this wrapped in the bubble wrap and stuffed inside the velvet bag. It has worked so far. It should continue to work, as this is how we keep almost every one of our other glass dildos.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This comes wrapped in bubble wrap, stuffed inside a velvet drawstring bag. It is a simple package, and it works not only for shipping but also for storage around your home. It is not pretty by any means, but it does work.

This comes with no information of any kind. No care instructions. No use instructions. No warning about this being sold as a novelty item only.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

Like stated above, this did not work for us. I thought that it was longer then it really is, and that the bulbs were spaced out a little further. That was my fault for not paying more attention to those details. But the sizing difference between what was listed and the actual diameter of the large bulb kind of pissed me off. Not because I had spent a lot of money on a new toy, just to find out it did not work (this was under $10 on sale). But because now I have one more paperweight sitting around the house, and I could have tried out something different instead of this one.
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  • KrissyNovacaine
    Octinoxate (7%), Oxybenzone (4%), Vitamine E, Aloe Vera
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Sorry abot the comment had too many things going at once! Reading reviews while taking a break from writing them get me all confused and working in the wrong window!
  • married with children
    lol, no problem. thanks for reading my review.
  • sunkissedJess
    Great review! Thanks for all the useful info.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Great review, love the "lost in anus" bit. Gave me a good chuckle at this hour.
  • FieryRed
    Excellent job describing the problems you had with the shape and size! It probably wouldn't work for me either...and it's so pretty. (By the way, how about "Lost in Your Anus", or perhaps "Lost in Ur Anus"? Hehee.)
  • Rossie
    Awesome review. Sorry for the letdown and inaccurate sizing information.
  • wetone123
    Enjoyed reading your review. Sorry this toy was a let down and inaccurate in size. You writing a script on Lost in Anus? Have a great Memorial weekend!
  • SydneyScreams
    Thanks for the review!

    I'll be keeping an eye out for "Lost in Your Anus" casting calls!
  • Zombirella
    Great review, maybe I didn't miss out by canceling this when I made my order when it was on sale.
  • .kaycat
    Great review, lol'd at the title
  • SassySam
    thank you for the review
  • Marie Hanna
    Thank you for the review. Too bad it isn't great.
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jill Zakszewski
    Hey thanks for the review! Sorry to hear it bombed for you but I do think it's obvious the biggest bulb is pushing 1.50. Not trying to attack just thinking here. Anyway I personally love the wizard and think it's beautiful design, color, and length. I guess it's not for everyone lol.
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