Lia G bliss vibe - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Pandora'sBox

Bliss in Blue

This is a great toy for women who like lots of different functions and small size rather than large. It's all-around a great massager for beginners or for veterans.
Multi-functional, discreet size, smooth material
Tiny buttons
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


When this arrived in the mail I was super excited to give it a try. I was absolutely NOT disappointed. Well, a little disappointed when we didn't have any AA batteries and had to take one out of the TV remote, but not with the toy.

The Lia G Bliss is a clitoral stimulator/G-spot vibrator with 10 different functions. The functions range from low, steady vibe to a powerful steady vibe, to low pulsing, high pulsing, fast pulsing, slow pulsing, and rising and falling actions. It's a variable multi-tool of vibrations so it's great for people with all kinds of different preferences. It can definitely be used solo or have a partner stimulate you with it. It can even be used as a massager for the neck or nipples as well.

The size was absolutely perfect for me. It fit me so well that I was able to put the curved tip right at the opening of my vagina and still get vibration stimulation from the shaft of the toy on my clitoris. For ladies who are small like me, you will love being able to get the duel stimulation.

Oh...and did I mention it's waterproof? That's always a bonus.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This toy is made of body-safe silicone and goes best with water-based lubricants (do NOT use silicone-based lube on a silicone toy). It doesn't really have a strong smell at all. You can sort of smell a slight, plastic scent when you put it really close up to your face, but it's still nothing off-putting.

The texture of the material is very smooth and soft. It is also not porous, but you should still wash it after use with either warm water and soap or toy cleaner. Storing it in a toy bag would be a wise idea to avoid mishaps if it comes in contact with other silicone toys.
    • No odor
    • Smooth
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the toy is pretty simple. The surface is gently ribbed (meaning that the ribs are large and smooth instead of small and rigid.) The toy comes around to a soft curve at the tip, meant for G-spot stimulation.

It's not very big. It's about 6 inches total length with 4 inch insertable length. It was a relief for me that it was that small, as I am a small woman. The girth is also about one inch in diameter. So for ladies who aren't into girth and prefer smaller toys, this is a great option because the size won't be quite so intimidating.

There are two buttons at the end opposite the curve. The power button and the function button. They were a little difficult to press during use, because of how small they were, which is a bit of a drawback but not much.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

What was kind of cool about this toy is that the button-end lights up when you turn it on. I guess I find lights on my sex toys to be a neat little addition.

Anyway, like I said earlier in the review this toy has 10 different functions. Low, steady vibe, medium steady vibe, high steady vibe, pulsing flickers, steady flickers, medium pulse, quick pulse, low pulse, strong pulse, and a low, slow pulse with long intervals.

I felt the vibrations throughout the whole toy. Which was a great thing for me when I was using it to stimulate two parts. My favorite function is the powerful, steady vibe, but that doesn't mean I won't experiment with the other ones. *wink wink* I have yet to try it in the water, but I'm sure it will be just as great in the bathtub.

The toy isn't terribly loud. The sound could certainly me muffled under a blanket.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy's small size makes it very easy to hide and store. It would fit well in a small toy bag and could be placed in a drawer or small box.

Since the toy is made of silicone, it is advisable to only use water-based lubes with it. Silicone or oil-based lubes would not be compatible with this toy and I don't recommend using them with it.

Since this toy does not have a very complicated shape, it should be easy to clean it with water and mild soap or toy cleaner, and then wiped dry.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging was simple. Just a clear box with colorful swirl designs on it and the toy was visible through the front.

There weren't many directions with it though. The box just had details in 5 languages on the back and a small slip of paper saying what kind of batteries to use.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I'm looking forward to trying this in the bathtub or shower soon. I plan to write a follow-up review on this after I have done that.
Follow-up commentary
This toy is still awesome. I tested out its claim of being waterproof, and it certainly is! My fiancé and I used it in the bathtub and it was just as fun to use underwater as it was in bed. Plus, the little blue light glowing from the buttons made the water look cool.

Still a good buy.
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