Lia G bliss vibe - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by JLM21

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Blissful.. when the batteriers don't die

I love that I can use it by myself, but I also like that it can be used with a friend. My favorite speeds are the first two speeds. It is definitely big enough to hit all the right spots.
Many speeds to choose from, has a light to add excitement, easy to use by yourself or with a friend
Batteries seem to die fast, could have an easier option for picking speeds
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


It works best for clitoral stimulation, though the husband doesn't complain when used on him either. With having said that, men or women would LOVE this toy. It would work for any occasion, even to play alone!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

I LOVE the bright blue color of it. It even lights up to add a little excitment in the dark! It is nice and smooth with some some ripples. This would be a good toy to start to fill the toy box with.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is very user-friendly which is a great plus! It works AWESOMELY on the excitment level, but when it comes to the batteries, they seem to die pretty fast. It is super easy to handle and very easy to use.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are too many vibration options and speeds for me, though if you want to experiment with those, this would be a good toy for that. It is super easy to switch between the different speeds and pulses. The only downfall to all the choices is if you want the first one and you have moved to the 3rd one, you have to go all the way through them to get back to the first.

Care and Maintenance

It is super easy to clean, either wipe it off, or use some mild soap and water. I wouldn't reccomend submerging it in the water though. I would just use a wash cloth.


It would be a great toy to use alone or with a friend.
Follow-up commentary
The batteries we used the first time must have been a bad batch. We have since put another set in and it works GREAT! We don't use all the speed/vibrate options, though we have found a favorite.

I would definitely buy this one!
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  • Do emu
    I'm glad this worked for you. What kind of speed patterns does this have? I highly recommend the mentor program for more useful reviews. I know I learned a lot from it.
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review.
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    Thanks for the review! More details would have made this review a lot more helpful, I second checking out the mentor program! It's really awesome and helpful!
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    thanx for sharing
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